Been Spending Most My Life Living As A Human Parasite Shirt
Been Spending Most My Life Living As A Human Parasite Shirt
Been Spending Most My Life Living As A Human Parasite Shirt
Been Spending Most My Life Living As A Human Parasite Shirt
Been Spending Most My Life Living As A Human Parasite Shirt
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Been Spending Most My Life Living As A Human Parasite Shirt

$19.95

Size Guide

Size Chart

INCHES

SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
S 18 in 28 in
M 20 in 29 in
L 22 in 30 in
XL 24 in 31 in
2XL 26 in 32 in
3XL 28 in 33 in
4XL 30 in 34 in
5XL 32 in 35 in

CENTIMETERS

SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
S 46 cm 71 cm
M 51 cm 74 cm
L 56 cm 76 cm
XL 61 cm 79 cm
2XL 66 cm 81 cm
3XL 71 cm 84 cm
4XL 76 cm 86 cm
5XL 81 cm 89 cm
  • 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
  • Heavyweight classic unisex tee
  • Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
  • Decoration type: Digital Print

INCHES

SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
S 17.25 in 25.5 in
M 19.25 in 26 in
L 21.25 in 27 in
XL 23.25 in 28 in
2XL 25.25 in 28.5 in
3XL 27.25 in 29 in

CENTIMETERS

SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
S 43.8 cm 64.8 cm
M 48.9 cm 66 cm
L 54 cm 68.6 cm
XL 59 cm 71 cm
2XL 64 cm 71.8 cm
3XL 69.2 cm 73.7 cm
  • 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
  • Heavyweight classic unisex tee
  • Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
  • Decoration type: Digital Print

INCHES

SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
YXS 16 in 20.5 in
YS 17 in 22 in
YM 18 in 23.5 in
YL 19 in 25 in
YXL 20 in 26.5 in

CENTIMETERS

SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
YXS 40.6 cm 52 cm
YS 43.2 cm 55.9 cm
YM 45.7 cm 59.7 cm
YL 48.6 cm 63.5 cm
YXL 50.8 cm 67.3 cm
  • 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
  • Heavyweight classic unisex tee
  • Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
  • Decoration type: Digital Print

INCHES

SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
S 20 in 26 in
M 22 in 27 in
L 24 in 28 in
XL 26 in 29 in
2XL 28 in 30 in
3XL 30 in 31 in
4XL 32 in 32 in
5XL 34 in 33 in

CENTIMETERS

SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
S 50.8 cm 66 cm
M 55.9 cm 74 cm
L 60.6 cm 71 cm
XL 66 cm 73.7 cm
2XL 71 cm 76 cm
3XL 76.2 cm 78.7 cm
4XL 81.3 cm 81.3 cm
5XL 86.4 cm 83.8 cm
  • 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
  • Heavyweight classic unisex tee
  • Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
  • Decoration type: Digital Print

INCHES

SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
S 20 in 26 in
M 22 in 27 in
L 24 in 28 in
XL 26 in 29 in
2XL 28 in 30 in
3XL 29 in 32 in
4XL 32 in 33 in
5XL 34 in 34 in

CENTIMETERS

SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
S 50.8 cm 66 cm
M 55.9 cm 74 cm
L 60.6 cm 71 cm
XL 66 cm 73.7 cm
2XL 71 cm 76 cm
3XL 73.7 cm 81.3 cm
4XL 81.3 cm 83.8 cm
5XL 86.4 cm 86.4 cm
  • 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
  • Heavyweight classic unisex tee
  • Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
  • Decoration type: Digital Print

INCHES

SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
YS 14 in 17 in
YM 16 in 19.5 in
YL 18.75 in 23 in
YXL 20.5 in .5 in

CENTIMETERS

SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
YS 35.5 cm 43.2 cm
YM 40.6 cm 49.5 cm
YL 47.6 cm 58.4 cm
YXL 52.1 cm 62.2 cm
  • 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
  • Heavyweight classic unisex tee
  • Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
  • Decoration type: Digital Print

INCHES

SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
S 18 in 28 in
M 20 in 29 in
L 22 in 30 in
XL 24 in 31 in
2XL 26 in 32 in
3XL 28 in 33 in
4XL 30 in 34 in
5XL 32 in 35 in

CENTIMETERS

SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
S 46 cm 71 cm
M 51 cm 74 cm
L 56 cm 76 cm
XL 61 cm 79 cm
2XL 66 cm 81 cm
3XL 71 cm 84 cm
4XL 76 cm 86 cm
5XL 81 cm cm
  • 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
  • Heavyweight classic unisex tee
  • Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
  • Decoration type: Digital Print

INCHES

SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
S 18 in 28 in
M 20 in 29 in
L 22 in 30 in
XL 24 in 31 in
2XL 26 in 32 in
3XL 28 in 33 in

CENTIMETERS

SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
S 45.7 cm 68.6 cm
M 50.8 cm 73.6 cm
L 55.9 cm 76.2 cm
XL 61 cm 78.7 cm
2XL 71 cm 83.8 cm
3XL 81.3 cm 81.3 cm
  • 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
  • Heavyweight classic unisex tee
  • Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
  • Decoration type: Digital Print

INCHES

SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
S 15.7 in 24.8 in
M 16.5 in 26 in
L 17.3 in 26.8 in
XL 18.5 in 27.2 in
2XL 21.7 in 28.3 in

CENTIMETERS

SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
S 40 cm 63 cm
M 42 cm 66 cm
L 44 cm 68 cm
XL 47 cm 69 cm
2XL 55 cm 72 cm
  • 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
  • Heavyweight classic unisex tee
  • Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
  • Decoration type: Digital Print
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Discover the unique Been Spending Most My Life Living As A Human Parasite Shirt, blending humor with a touch of biological intrigue. Perfect for those who appreciate edgy fashion statements.

Embrace Edgy Humor with the Been Spending Most My Life Living As A Human Parasite Shirt!

The Been Spending Most My Life Living As A Human Parasite Shirt captures attention not just through its bold statement but also by celebrating one of nature’s most fascinating survivalists – the tapeworm. This piece merges biological curiosity with streetwear style, offering an edgy twist on casual apparel. The detailed graphic design paired with classic typography makes this shirt a standout item that pays homage to both science and sarcasm.

Been Spending Most My Life Living As A Human Parasite Shirt
Been Spending Most My Life Living As A Human Parasite Shirt

This shirt is tailored for individuals who aren’t afraid to wear their sense of humor on their sleeve—literally. It’s perfect for those fascinated by biology, fans of quirky quotes, or anyone looking to make a statement that sparks conversation. Whether you’re a student, educator in life sciences, or simply someone who enjoys offbeat apparel, this tee is meant for you.

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Product Detail

Have a look at the detailed information about my products below!

Material 100% Cotton
Color A variety of colors are available, depending on the style you choose
Size Various Size (From S to 5XL)
Style Unisex T-shirts, V-necks, Hoodies, Tank Tops, Youth Tees, Long Sleeve Tees, Sweatshirts and more
Decoration Method DIGISOFT®
Features
  • Machine wash warm, inside out, with like colors.
  • Use only non-chlorine bleach.
  • Tumble dry medium.
Brand Eletees
Imported From the United States
Care Instructions
  • Machine wash warm, inside out, with like colors.
  • Use only non-chlorine bleach.
  • Tumble dry medium.
  • Do not iron.
  • Do not dry clean

SHIPPING POLICY

SHIPPING COST?

The shipping cost within the U.S. is: 5.99 USD + 2 USD per additional item

For international shipping: from 11 USD + 6 USD per additional item

WHERE DO WE DELIVER?

We provide worldwide shipping.

Shipping time

US Regions:

Item Handling time (Mon-Fri) Shipping time ( Mon-Fri )
Apparel 2D, Tshirt, Hat, Cap, Sweatshirt, Hoodie... 1-3 days 3 -7 days
Mug 2-3 days 3-7 days
Poster, Canvas 1-3 days 3 -7 days
Hats 2-3 days 6-8 days
Bedding 6-8 days 7-15 days
All over print product ( Hawaiian shirt, Shoes, Jersey, Ugly Sweater, House Flag, Garden Flag, 3D Product, 3D T-shirt, 3D Hoodie, Tumbler, Crocs...) 6-9 days 10 -15 days

Other Countries:

Handling time (Mon-Fri): 2-9 days

Shipping time ( Mon-Fri ): 15-30 days.

Note: The public holidays, destination countries and couriers will be affected the shipping time too.

Delivered

Total delivery time= Handling time + Shipping time