There Is No Fog There Is No Fungus There Is No Balsam Separation Shirt
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Embrace clarity with the There Is No Fog There Is No Fungus There Is No Balsam Separation Shirt – a bold statement on transparency in a clouded world. Inspired by vintage camera listings and the pursuit of authenticity, this shirt captures the spirit of precision, truth, and resilience. Whether you’re a photographer, a thinker, or simply tired of the noise, this tee makes a subtle yet powerful declaration: No distortion, no lies — just clear vision.
There Is No Fog There Is No Fungus There Is No Balsam Separation Shirt: A Manifesto for Clarity Tee
In a world where distortion and misinformation reign, the There Is No Fog There Is No Fungus There Is No Balsam Separation Shirt offers a refreshing take on transparency. Inspired by the meticulous language found in secondhand camera lens listings, each line on this shirt mimics the checklist of a photographer seeking a perfect, untainted view. But it’s more than just technical jargon — it’s a metaphor for the human desire to see and be seen clearly.
The shirt taps into a deeper cultural commentary: how often we, like old lenses, accumulate “dust,” “scratches,” and “separation.” These words speak not only to photography but also to the condition of modern identity. Worn by artists, creators, and truth-seekers, this shirt has gained cult popularity for turning repair shop lingo into a statement of personal integrity and social critique.
Historically, the language on this shirt echoes the precision and scrutiny of Japan’s used camera market, where sellers obsessively catalog every imperfection. That same philosophy — radical honesty — translates beautifully into a wearable protest against digital noise, fake personas, and the performative perfection of social media.
Wearing this shirt is more than fashion; it’s a quiet rebellion. It says: I’ve been inspected. I’ve endured the elements. There are no hidden defects here. In an age of curated illusions, this shirt becomes your badge of authenticity. It’s not just about photography. It’s about being unapologetically real — and knowing there’s “no problem in the shooting.”
Shipping Policy & Manufacturing Info
Our shirts are made when ordered. Due to the time variability of on-demand manufacturing, we offer 2 options for how quickly you want to receive your order. You can select from the following choices in checkout.Standard Shipping ($4.99+)
- Orders using this option generally arrive 5-10 days (U.S. orders) and it takes 2 weeks for International orders after being manufactured and shipped. (See notes below)
- Manufacturing times for this option vary more around busier times of the year or during extreme circumstances such as covid-19 shutdowns.
Shipping and expedited manufacturing ($19.99+) (U.S. Only)
- Orders using this option jump to the front of the manufacturing queue which can generally save a couple days (or more during busier times of the year).
- It's highly recommended to use this option if you are ordering for a specific event or holiday.
- Orders using this option generally arrive 2-3 days after being manufactured and shipped. (U.S. only)
- Orders using expedited manufacturing will be printed when the next batch of orders are processed which can vary depending on seasonality and other factors.
Please Note:
- We do not guarantee shipping or arrival dates.
- Manufacturing during the majority of the year takes between 1-5 business days (Mon-Fri) however can take more than a week during the heaviest shopping times of the year. Extreme circumstances such as covid-19 may delay order manufacturing and/or shipping by an additional week or more.
- All manufacturing and shipping times mentioned are just estimates and will vary.
- Some of our popular designs may be pre-printed and may ship out faster than less commonly ordered designs/style/color combinations.