I Might Kick You But I’ll Never Punch You Mary Greenburg Your Local Mp Shirt
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Introducing the I Might Kick You But I’ll Never Punch You Mary Greenburg Your Local Mp Shirt, featuring a quirky design by Mary Greenburg, your local MP. This fun, bold statement piece is more than just apparel—it carries a message of non-violence with a touch of humor. Get yours today and add some unique flair to your wardrobe while supporting a community leader committed to spreading positivity!
I Might Kick You But I’ll Never Punch You Mary Greenburg Your Local Mp Shirt – A Bold Statement of Humor and Non-Violence
This I Might Kick You But I’ll Never Punch You Mary Greenburg Your Local Mp Shirt is the brainchild of Mary Greenburg, a well-known local MP famous for her witty and accessible approach to politics. Known for her sharp sense of humor, Greenburg brings a fun yet meaningful twist to everyday apparel. The shirt features a playful cartoon illustration of her, accompanied by the famous quote, reinforcing her belief in staying lighthearted even in the most intense situations.
Greenburg has built a reputation for not only tackling tough issues but doing so in a way that resonates with her community. Her office, often dubbed the “Office of Christmas,” has been a symbol of her commitment to combining public service with moments of levity. This design reflects the lighter side of politics, challenging traditional views on what it means to be a politician. Her belief is simple: you don’t have to be serious all the time to make a positive impact.
The phrase “I might kick you but I’ll never punch you” speaks to Greenburg’s non-violent principles, showing her preference for playful disagreements over aggressive conflict. It’s a statement that encourages positive engagement and thoughtful discourse. Greenburg’s political career, filled with progressive initiatives and community-focused policies, has shown that a little humor can go a long way in creating change.
By wearing this shirt, you aren’t just sporting a humorous quote, but you’re also supporting a local leader who strives to bring humor and kindness to the often stressful and polarized world of politics. Whether you’re a fan of Greenburg’s work or simply appreciate clever design with a social message, this shirt is a great addition to your wardrobe—one that carries a message of peace, lightheartedness, and the power of words.
Shipping Policy & Manufacturing Info
Our shirts are made when ordered. Due to the time variability of on-demand manufacturing, we offer 2 options for how quickly you want to receive your order. You can select from the following choices in checkout.Standard Shipping ($4.99+)
- Orders using this option generally arrive 5-10 days (U.S. orders) and it takes 2 weeks for International orders after being manufactured and shipped. (See notes below)
- Manufacturing times for this option vary more around busier times of the year or during extreme circumstances such as covid-19 shutdowns.
Shipping and expedited manufacturing ($19.99+) (U.S. Only)
- Orders using this option jump to the front of the manufacturing queue which can generally save a couple days (or more during busier times of the year).
- It's highly recommended to use this option if you are ordering for a specific event or holiday.
- Orders using this option generally arrive 2-3 days after being manufactured and shipped. (U.S. only)
- Orders using expedited manufacturing will be printed when the next batch of orders are processed which can vary depending on seasonality and other factors.
Please Note:
- We do not guarantee shipping or arrival dates.
- Manufacturing during the majority of the year takes between 1-5 business days (Mon-Fri) however can take more than a week during the heaviest shopping times of the year. Extreme circumstances such as covid-19 may delay order manufacturing and/or shipping by an additional week or more.
- All manufacturing and shipping times mentioned are just estimates and will vary.
- Some of our popular designs may be pre-printed and may ship out faster than less commonly ordered designs/style/color combinations.