John Wick Funny Christmas Ugly Sweater
$39.95
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Make the holidays unforgettable with the John Wick Funny Christmas Ugly Sweater. Featuring Keanu Reeves in saintly parody cradling a puppy, this design blends pop culture, emotional depth, and dark humor—perfect for fans who admire loyalty, justice, and cinematic legend.
Saint Wick & the Pup: A Christmas Sweater for the Vengeful and Virtuous
John Wick isn’t just an action hero—he’s a symbol of loyalty, grief, and unrelenting justice. This sweater immortalizes his bond with the puppy that sparked a cinematic saga, casting him in a saint-like pose that redefines modern mythmaking.
The halo and gentle embrace echo religious iconography, yet the subject is a man forged by loss and vengeance. It’s a visual contradiction that speaks to the complexity of heroism in a world where morality is rarely black and white.
Fans of Keanu Reeves know his off-screen humility mirrors Wick’s quiet intensity. This design nods to both the character and the actor—an ode to resilience, compassion, and the enduring power of love in the face of chaos.
Shipping Policy & Manufacturing Info
Our shirts are made when ordered. Due to the time variability of on-demand manufacturing, we offer 2 options for how quickly you want to receive your order. You can select from the following choices in checkout.Standard Shipping ($4.99+)
- Orders using this option generally arrive 5-10 days (U.S. orders) and it takes 2 weeks for International orders after being manufactured and shipped. (See notes below)
- Manufacturing times for this option vary more around busier times of the year or during extreme circumstances such as covid-19 shutdowns.
Shipping and expedited manufacturing ($19.99+) (U.S. Only)
- Orders using this option jump to the front of the manufacturing queue which can generally save a couple days (or more during busier times of the year).
- It's highly recommended to use this option if you are ordering for a specific event or holiday.
- Orders using this option generally arrive 2-3 days after being manufactured and shipped. (U.S. only)
- Orders using expedited manufacturing will be printed when the next batch of orders are processed which can vary depending on seasonality and other factors.
Please Note:
- We do not guarantee shipping or arrival dates.
- Manufacturing during the majority of the year takes between 1-5 business days (Mon-Fri) however can take more than a week during the heaviest shopping times of the year. Extreme circumstances such as covid-19 may delay order manufacturing and/or shipping by an additional week or more.
- All manufacturing and shipping times mentioned are just estimates and will vary.
- Some of our popular designs may be pre-printed and may ship out faster than less commonly ordered designs/style/color combinations.