Thank You For Your Attention To This Matter Northrop B-2 Spirit Shirt
$19.95
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The Thank You For Your Attention To This Matter Northrop B-2 Spirit Shirt soared into the spotlight after viral posts from aviation enthusiasts and military history buffs spotlighted its clever fusion of formal courtesy and stealth bomber iconography.
Stealth & Salute: The B-2 Spirit Appreciation Tee
The Thank You For Your Attention To This Matter Northrop B-2 Spirit Shirt delivers an unforgettable blend of dry formality and military sleekness. At the center, a sharply illustrated Northrop B-2 Spirit glides across the chest, rendered in minimalist stealth-black lines that reflect its covert capabilities. Above it floats the polite but pointed phrase, “Thank You For Your Attention To This Matter,” turning bureaucratic language into a deadpan mic-drop. It’s a favorite among military aviation fans, defense insiders, and anyone fluent in dark humor and aerospace admiration.
The design plays with dual meanings. The B-2 Spirit, symbol of America’s stealth superiority, represents silent power and precise strategy. Juxtaposing it with such a mundane closing phrase satirizes the tension between overwhelming force and understated diplomacy. It’s both a salute to the engineers and pilots behind the machine, and a wink to those who appreciate the absurdity of mixing tactical might with courteous understatement.
Wearing this shirt means joining a covert mission of irony and respect. It’s perfect for those who want to show off their love of aviation with a nod to wit and subtle rebellion. Whether you’re an aircraft buff, a veteran, or someone who simply appreciates clean design and sharper subtext, this shirt speaks volumes—quietly, of course.
Shipping Policy & Manufacturing Info
Our shirts are made when ordered. Due to the time variability of on-demand manufacturing, we offer 2 options for how quickly you want to receive your order. You can select from the following choices in checkout.Standard Shipping ($4.99+)
- Orders using this option generally arrive 5-10 days (U.S. orders) and it takes 2 weeks for International orders after being manufactured and shipped. (See notes below)
- Manufacturing times for this option vary more around busier times of the year or during extreme circumstances such as covid-19 shutdowns.
Shipping and expedited manufacturing ($19.99+) (U.S. Only)
- Orders using this option jump to the front of the manufacturing queue which can generally save a couple days (or more during busier times of the year).
- It's highly recommended to use this option if you are ordering for a specific event or holiday.
- Orders using this option generally arrive 2-3 days after being manufactured and shipped. (U.S. only)
- Orders using expedited manufacturing will be printed when the next batch of orders are processed which can vary depending on seasonality and other factors.
Please Note:
- We do not guarantee shipping or arrival dates.
- Manufacturing during the majority of the year takes between 1-5 business days (Mon-Fri) however can take more than a week during the heaviest shopping times of the year. Extreme circumstances such as covid-19 may delay order manufacturing and/or shipping by an additional week or more.
- All manufacturing and shipping times mentioned are just estimates and will vary.
- Some of our popular designs may be pre-printed and may ship out faster than less commonly ordered designs/style/color combinations.