I Farted That’s As Close To Giving A Shit As You’re Going To Get Shirt
$19.95
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Add humor to your wardrobe with the I Farted That’s As Close To Giving A Shit As You’re Going To Get Shirt. Perfect for those who love edgy humor and bold statements, this shirt is not just a conversation starter but also a commentary on modern attitudes. Stand out in style and let your clothes speak for you!
I Farted That’s As Close To Giving A Shit As You’re Going To Get Shirt – A Bold Statement with a Touch of Humor!
Unleash your inner humorist with the I Farted That’s As Close To Giving A Shit As You’re Going To Get Shirt, designed for those who enjoy a sharp wit and aren’t afraid to show it. This bold statement piece is more than just a shirt—it’s a reflection of unapologetic honesty and a lighthearted approach to life’s less serious moments. The design features crisp, white typography on a sleek black background, making the text pop and ensuring you’ll turn heads wherever you go.
The shirt’s content humorously echoes the human tendency to prioritize self-expression in an increasingly indifferent world. Whether you’re wearing it to a casual hangout or using it as a conversation starter at social events, this shirt breaks the ice and brings smiles. Its cheeky message connects to historical movements of rebellion and self-expression, reminding us of cultural shifts where humor and satire became tools to address societal norms.
Beyond fashion, this shirt is a statement of individuality and boldness. Perfect as a gift for the witty person in your life or a treat for yourself, it reminds us all to take life a little less seriously and laugh at our quirks. Stand out, speak up, and let your personality shine through with this iconic piece of wearable humor.
Shipping Policy & Manufacturing Info
Our shirts are made when ordered. Due to the time variability of on-demand manufacturing, we offer 2 options for how quickly you want to receive your order. You can select from the following choices in checkout.Standard Shipping ($4.99+)
- Orders using this option generally arrive 5-10 days (U.S. orders) and it takes 2 weeks for International orders after being manufactured and shipped. (See notes below)
- Manufacturing times for this option vary more around busier times of the year or during extreme circumstances such as covid-19 shutdowns.
Shipping and expedited manufacturing ($19.99+) (U.S. Only)
- Orders using this option jump to the front of the manufacturing queue which can generally save a couple days (or more during busier times of the year).
- It's highly recommended to use this option if you are ordering for a specific event or holiday.
- Orders using this option generally arrive 2-3 days after being manufactured and shipped. (U.S. only)
- Orders using expedited manufacturing will be printed when the next batch of orders are processed which can vary depending on seasonality and other factors.
Please Note:
- We do not guarantee shipping or arrival dates.
- Manufacturing during the majority of the year takes between 1-5 business days (Mon-Fri) however can take more than a week during the heaviest shopping times of the year. Extreme circumstances such as covid-19 may delay order manufacturing and/or shipping by an additional week or more.
- All manufacturing and shipping times mentioned are just estimates and will vary.
- Some of our popular designs may be pre-printed and may ship out faster than less commonly ordered designs/style/color combinations.
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