Where There Are Melons There Are Felons Unknown Shirt
$19.95
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Add intrigue to your wardrobe with the Where There Are Melons There Are Felons Unknown Shirt. This unique design combines surreal artwork with a cryptic, thought-provoking quote. Perfect for those who enjoy witty apparel with a touch of mystery. Made with premium cotton, it’s ideal for casual outings or sparking conversations about deeper social themes. A must-have for those who appreciate humor, artistry, and commentary in fashion. Great for gifting or making a statement.
Melons and Mysteries – The Where There Are Melons There Are Felons Unknown Shirt
The Where There Are Melons There Are Felons Unknown Shirt is a perfect blend of humor, artistry, and cryptic social commentary. Featuring a surreal design with a praying figure under a dreamy sky, melons floating in the background, and the mysterious quote, this shirt captures attention and invites curiosity. It’s a conversation starter for those who enjoy unpacking humor and deeper meaning in the world around them.
The enigmatic quote featured on this shirt ties into the broader tradition of cryptic sayings that challenge us to reflect on human nature, justice, and perception. From literary musings to street art, such statements have a way of bringing out the philosopher in everyone. This shirt taps into that tradition, blending it with modern graphic art to create a wearable piece of social commentary. Its design is both playful and thought-provoking, making it perfect for casual outings or creative gatherings.
Looking for a unique gift? This shirt is ideal for friends who enjoy quirky humor, surreal designs, or thought-provoking apparel. Whether you’re at a casual hangout or a creative event, it’s bound to turn heads and start discussions. Wear it to embrace the humor, mystery, and artistry that make life interesting—because where there are melons, there are bound to be felons!
Shipping Policy & Manufacturing Info
Our shirts are made when ordered. Due to the time variability of on-demand manufacturing, we offer 2 options for how quickly you want to receive your order. You can select from the following choices in checkout.Standard Shipping ($4.99+)
- Orders using this option generally arrive 5-10 days (U.S. orders) and it takes 2 weeks for International orders after being manufactured and shipped. (See notes below)
- Manufacturing times for this option vary more around busier times of the year or during extreme circumstances such as covid-19 shutdowns.
Shipping and expedited manufacturing ($19.99+) (U.S. Only)
- Orders using this option jump to the front of the manufacturing queue which can generally save a couple days (or more during busier times of the year).
- It's highly recommended to use this option if you are ordering for a specific event or holiday.
- Orders using this option generally arrive 2-3 days after being manufactured and shipped. (U.S. only)
- Orders using expedited manufacturing will be printed when the next batch of orders are processed which can vary depending on seasonality and other factors.
Please Note:
- We do not guarantee shipping or arrival dates.
- Manufacturing during the majority of the year takes between 1-5 business days (Mon-Fri) however can take more than a week during the heaviest shopping times of the year. Extreme circumstances such as covid-19 may delay order manufacturing and/or shipping by an additional week or more.
- All manufacturing and shipping times mentioned are just estimates and will vary.
- Some of our popular designs may be pre-printed and may ship out faster than less commonly ordered designs/style/color combinations.
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