Dylan G Rap Shirt
$19.95
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Embrace the quirky rebellion of Severance with the Dylan G Rap Shirt! Featuring the iconic Dylan George, known for his humorous defiance and the infamous line, “The Egg Bar is Coveted as F***,” this shirt perfectly captures the absurdity of corporate life. A must-have for fans of dystopian office dramas and those who appreciate a bold, satirical take on modern workplace struggles. Grab yours now and wear it as a badge of rebellion against the corporate grind!
Dylan G Rap Shirt – A Bold Tribute to Severance’s Most Iconic Rebel
The Dylan G Rap Shirt celebrates Dylan George, one of the standout characters in the gripping and surreal Severance. Played by Zach Cherry, Dylan is a key figure within Lumon Industries’ Macrodata Refinement (MDR) department. Known for his wit, absurd love for corporate perks, and the ever-present struggle to understand his severed work-life balance, Dylan perfectly embodies the absurdity and dark humor that defines the series. His character shows that even in the most rigid, controlled corporate environments, a little rebellion goes a long way.
The phrase “The Egg Bar is Coveted as F**”* has become an iconic line, highlighting the bizarre world of Severance, where employees are rewarded with trivial distractions like waffles and egg bars to distract them from the larger psychological horrors at play. This shirt perfectly encapsulates the series’ satirical take on corporate culture—offering rewards that ultimately fail to mask the deeper issues of control, exploitation, and identity loss. Dylan’s casual yet defiant attitude in the face of corporate absurdity resonates with anyone who has ever felt stuck in a soul-crushing job.
Dylan George isn’t just a source of comic relief—he is a symbol of the struggle for self-awareness and autonomy in a world where corporations hold all the power. His journey, laced with dark humor and surprising emotional depth, speaks to all of us who have ever felt our true selves buried under layers of office protocols and meaningless rewards. The Dylan G Rap Shirt is a celebration of that struggle, perfect for those who enjoy blending humor with social commentary on the modern workplace.
Whether you’re a Severance fan, a workplace rebel, or just someone who appreciates sharp satire, this shirt is your chance to wear a piece of television history. It’s not just about the design—it’s about standing up against the absurdities of corporate life, just like Dylan. Grab the Dylan G Rap Shirt today and let the world know that you’re not afraid to laugh at the system.
Shipping Policy & Manufacturing Info
Our shirts are made when ordered. Due to the time variability of on-demand manufacturing, we offer 2 options for how quickly you want to receive your order. You can select from the following choices in checkout.Standard Shipping ($4.99+)
- Orders using this option generally arrive 5-10 days (U.S. orders) and it takes 2 weeks for International orders after being manufactured and shipped. (See notes below)
- Manufacturing times for this option vary more around busier times of the year or during extreme circumstances such as covid-19 shutdowns.
Shipping and expedited manufacturing ($19.99+) (U.S. Only)
- Orders using this option jump to the front of the manufacturing queue which can generally save a couple days (or more during busier times of the year).
- It's highly recommended to use this option if you are ordering for a specific event or holiday.
- Orders using this option generally arrive 2-3 days after being manufactured and shipped. (U.S. only)
- Orders using expedited manufacturing will be printed when the next batch of orders are processed which can vary depending on seasonality and other factors.
Please Note:
- We do not guarantee shipping or arrival dates.
- Manufacturing during the majority of the year takes between 1-5 business days (Mon-Fri) however can take more than a week during the heaviest shopping times of the year. Extreme circumstances such as covid-19 may delay order manufacturing and/or shipping by an additional week or more.
- All manufacturing and shipping times mentioned are just estimates and will vary.
- Some of our popular designs may be pre-printed and may ship out faster than less commonly ordered designs/style/color combinations.
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