You Eat A Lotta Lettuce But You’re Toxic Shirt
$19.95
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Get the You Eat A Lotta Lettuce But You’re Toxic Shirt – a bold statement that blends humor and social awareness. This shirt draws attention to today’s social dynamics with a touch of irony and wit. A must-have for those who want to stand out while making a statement. Available now.
You Eat A Lotta Lettuce But You’re Toxic Shirt – A Bold Social Commentary
This You Eat A Lotta Lettuce But You’re Toxic Shirt plays with a sharp, ironic twist, using humor to make a poignant statement about modern society. The phrase “You Eat A Lotta Lettuce But You’re Toxic” references how some people, often with an outwardly healthy or “good” appearance, might still harbor toxic attitudes or behaviors. It’s a clever critique of the persona vs. the reality of people, drawing attention to the disparities between appearances and true character.
In a world where social media is filled with carefully curated versions of reality, this shirt challenges the notion of perfection. Just as people post their healthiest meals and lifestyle choices, there’s often a deeper, more complex side that is hidden. This phrase captures the essence of how, despite one’s outwardly perfect or harmless actions, they may still harbor harmful tendencies. The shirt encourages us to look deeper than surface-level appearances.
Throughout history, fashion has been a tool for making bold statements about society. From the political messages on T-shirts in the 1960s to today’s protest-based streetwear, the act of wearing clothing that speaks to social issues has always been powerful. This shirt takes that tradition a step further by addressing contemporary issues in a way that is both playful and serious. It’s a nod to the critical voices of the past, using humor to initiate reflection and conversation.
Ideal for anyone who enjoys making a statement, this shirt is perfect for those who are self-aware, bold, and unafraid to call out the contradictions in society. It’s designed for people who aren’t afraid to speak their truth, even if it’s uncomfortable. Whether you’re at a social gathering or simply walking down the street, this shirt will spark conversations, making it a unique addition to any wardrobe.
Shipping Policy & Manufacturing Info
Our shirts are made when ordered. Due to the time variability of on-demand manufacturing, we offer 2 options for how quickly you want to receive your order. You can select from the following choices in checkout.Standard Shipping ($4.99+)
- Orders using this option generally arrive 5-10 days (U.S. orders) and it takes 2 weeks for International orders after being manufactured and shipped. (See notes below)
- Manufacturing times for this option vary more around busier times of the year or during extreme circumstances such as covid-19 shutdowns.
Shipping and expedited manufacturing ($19.99+) (U.S. Only)
- Orders using this option jump to the front of the manufacturing queue which can generally save a couple days (or more during busier times of the year).
- It's highly recommended to use this option if you are ordering for a specific event or holiday.
- Orders using this option generally arrive 2-3 days after being manufactured and shipped. (U.S. only)
- Orders using expedited manufacturing will be printed when the next batch of orders are processed which can vary depending on seasonality and other factors.
Please Note:
- We do not guarantee shipping or arrival dates.
- Manufacturing during the majority of the year takes between 1-5 business days (Mon-Fri) however can take more than a week during the heaviest shopping times of the year. Extreme circumstances such as covid-19 may delay order manufacturing and/or shipping by an additional week or more.
- All manufacturing and shipping times mentioned are just estimates and will vary.
- Some of our popular designs may be pre-printed and may ship out faster than less commonly ordered designs/style/color combinations.