Make a bold statement with the Douchebag Oligarchs Gutting Everything Hat, a rebellious piece of streetwear that exposes the greed of the elite. Inspired by real-world corruption, this cap is more than just an accessory—it’s a message. Whether you’re protesting corporate greed, standing up for economic justice, or just making a statement, this hat is for those who refuse to stay silent. Join the movement and wear your resistance proudly!
Douchebag Oligarchs Gutting Everything Hat: Exposing the Oligarchs, One Letter at a Time!
History repeats itself, but that doesn’t mean we have to stay silent. The Douchebag Oligarchs Gutting Everything Hat is a symbol of resistance against unchecked power, wealth inequality, and the elite’s relentless pursuit of profit at the expense of everyday people. If history has taught us anything, it’s that economic crises, government bailouts, and corporate corruption are not accidents—they’re strategies. This hat calls them out with a sharp acronym that speaks louder than words.
From the Gilded Age robber barons to modern-day billionaires hoarding wealth while workers struggle, oligarchs have always played the same game—gutting everything for their own gain. The D.O.G.E acronym isn’t just a clever design; it’s a reflection of real-world events where the powerful exploit resources, dodge taxes, and manipulate markets. Think of the 2008 financial crash, billionaire-funded political campaigns, and wealth inequality skyrocketing while wages stagnate. This hat is a wearable critique of that broken system.
Whether you’re attending a protest, sparking conversation, or just making your stance clear, this cap does more than cover your head—it sends a message. It aligns with activists, truth-seekers, and those who dare to call out corruption. Social media movements, grassroots campaigns, and even everyday conversations are shifting the power dynamic, and this hat is part of that dialogue. When you wear it, you’re not just making a fashion statement—you’re challenging the narrative.
The Douchebag Oligarchs Gutting Everything Hat is for those who see beyond the surface, who refuse to accept the status quo. Whether you’ve studied history, witnessed injustice firsthand, or simply believe in holding the powerful accountable, this hat represents your voice. It’s a symbol of awareness, sarcasm, and truth wrapped into one. Because sometimes, the best way to fight back is to call it out—boldly, loudly, and unapologetically.
Shipping Policy & Manufacturing Info
Our shirts are made when ordered. Due to the time variability of on-demand manufacturing, we offer 2 options for how quickly you want to receive your order. You can select from the following choices in checkout.Standard Shipping ($4.99+)
- Orders using this option generally arrive 5-10 days (U.S. orders) and it takes 2 weeks for International orders after being manufactured and shipped. (See notes below)
- Manufacturing times for this option vary more around busier times of the year or during extreme circumstances such as covid-19 shutdowns.
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- Orders using this option jump to the front of the manufacturing queue which can generally save a couple days (or more during busier times of the year).
- It's highly recommended to use this option if you are ordering for a specific event or holiday.
- Orders using this option generally arrive 2-3 days after being manufactured and shipped. (U.S. only)
- Orders using expedited manufacturing will be printed when the next batch of orders are processed which can vary depending on seasonality and other factors.
Please Note:
- We do not guarantee shipping or arrival dates.
- Manufacturing during the majority of the year takes between 1-5 business days (Mon-Fri) however can take more than a week during the heaviest shopping times of the year. Extreme circumstances such as covid-19 may delay order manufacturing and/or shipping by an additional week or more.
- All manufacturing and shipping times mentioned are just estimates and will vary.
- Some of our popular designs may be pre-printed and may ship out faster than less commonly ordered designs/style/color combinations.