Prepare Uranus For Cock Shirt
$19.95
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Get ready to make a bold statement with the Prepare Uranus For Cock Shirt. This hilarious design blends playful humor with a hint of cosmic fun. Featuring quirky imagery and a witty phrase, this shirt is perfect for those with a sense of humor. Ideal for casual wear, this shirt will turn heads and spark conversation, making it a must-have for anyone looking to add some humor to their wardrobe.
Prepare Uranus For Cock Shirt – Bold, Funny, and Outrageously Fun!
The Prepare Uranus For Cock Shirt is a lighthearted and bold design that will have everyone laughing. Featuring a cheeky visual of a pear, blue ball, fire, and a rooster, it’s a quirky, humorous twist on an age-old joke. The shirt stands out with its blend of cosmic references and playful humor, making it an unforgettable piece for your wardrobe.
This shirt takes humor to the next level, combining a cheeky message with a funny graphic. It plays on the words “Prepare Uranus” with an image that connects them in an unexpected and hilarious way. The result is a shirt that’s perfect for those who appreciate humor that’s a little offbeat but still family-friendly. It’s a conversation starter that’s sure to get people talking, laughing, and sharing a moment of light-hearted fun.
By merging a common joke with a space reference, this shirt taps into pop culture and the current fascination with all things celestial. The play on the word “Uranus,” a planet known for its name’s potential for humor, adds a touch of modern humor to a timeless topic. It’s a great way to have fun with wordplay while subtly nodding to the stars above.
Looking for a gift that will make someone laugh out loud? The “Prepare Uranus For Cock Shirt” is perfect for anyone who enjoys quirky humor and isn’t afraid to show it. Whether for a friend, family member, or just for yourself, this shirt adds fun to any casual occasion. Its bold design ensures it will be a conversation piece at parties, gatherings, or even just out for a coffee run.
Shipping Policy & Manufacturing Info
Our shirts are made when ordered. Due to the time variability of on-demand manufacturing, we offer 2 options for how quickly you want to receive your order. You can select from the following choices in checkout.Standard Shipping ($4.99+)
- Orders using this option generally arrive 5-10 days (U.S. orders) and it takes 2 weeks for International orders after being manufactured and shipped. (See notes below)
- Manufacturing times for this option vary more around busier times of the year or during extreme circumstances such as covid-19 shutdowns.
Shipping and expedited manufacturing ($19.99+) (U.S. Only)
- Orders using this option jump to the front of the manufacturing queue which can generally save a couple days (or more during busier times of the year).
- It's highly recommended to use this option if you are ordering for a specific event or holiday.
- Orders using this option generally arrive 2-3 days after being manufactured and shipped. (U.S. only)
- Orders using expedited manufacturing will be printed when the next batch of orders are processed which can vary depending on seasonality and other factors.
Please Note:
- We do not guarantee shipping or arrival dates.
- Manufacturing during the majority of the year takes between 1-5 business days (Mon-Fri) however can take more than a week during the heaviest shopping times of the year. Extreme circumstances such as covid-19 may delay order manufacturing and/or shipping by an additional week or more.
- All manufacturing and shipping times mentioned are just estimates and will vary.
- Some of our popular designs may be pre-printed and may ship out faster than less commonly ordered designs/style/color combinations.