Alligator Alcatraz Don’t Worry We Only Bite The Rule Breakers Shirt
Alligator Alcatraz Don’t Worry We Only Bite The Rule Breakers Shirt
Alligator Alcatraz Don’t Worry We Only Bite The Rule Breakers Shirt
Alligator Alcatraz Don’t Worry We Only Bite The Rule Breakers Shirt
Alligator Alcatraz Dont Worry We Only Bite The Rule Breakers Shirt
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Alligator Alcatraz Don’t Worry We Only Bite The Rule Breakers Shirt

$30.95

Size Guide

Size Chart

SIZE LENGTH CHEST WIDTH WIDTH
S 29.92 in 37.00 in 16.92 in
M 30.70 in 41.73 in 17.71 in
L 32.28 in 44.88 in 18.89 in
XL 32.67 in 48.81 in 20.07 in
2XL 33.07 in 52.75 in 21.65 in
3XL 34.64 in 56.69 in 22.83 in
4XL 35.82 in 60.62 in 24.01 in
5XL 37.00 in 64.56 in 25.19 in
6XL 38.18 in 68.50 in 26.37 in
SIZE LENGTH CHEST WIDTH WIDTH
S 76 cm 94 cm 43 cm
M 78 cm 106 cm 45 cm
L 82 cm 114 cm 48 cm
XL 83 cm 124 cm 51 cm
2XL 84 cm 134 cm 55 cm
3XL 88 cm 144 cm 58 cm
4XL 91 cm 154 cm 61 cm
5XL 94 cm 165 cm 64 cm
6XL 97 cm 174 cm 67 cm
SIZE LENGTH BUST
S 29.92 in 37.00 in 16.92 in
M 30.70 in 41.73 in 17.71 in
L 32.28 in 44.88 in 18.89 in
XL 32.67 in 48.81 in 20.07 in
2XL 33.07 in 52.75 in 21.65 in
3XL 34.64 in 56.69 in 22.83 in
4XL 35.82 in 60.62 in 24.01 in
5XL 37.00 in 64.56 in 25.19 in
6XL 38.18 in 68.50 in 26.37 in
SIZE LENGTH BUST SHOULDER
S 76 cm 94 cm 43 cm
M 78 cm 106 cm 45 cm
L 82 cm 114 cm 48 cm
XL 83 cm 124 cm 51 cm
2XL 84 cm 134 cm 55 cm
3XL 88 cm 144 cm 58 cm
4XL 91 cm 154 cm 61 cm
5XL 94 cm 165 cm 64 cm
6XL 97 cm 174 cm 67 cm
SIZE LENGTH CHEST AGE (years) SUGGESTED HEIGHT
2T 14 in 11 in 1-2 33-35 in
3T 15 in 12 in 2-3 36-39 in
4T 16 in 13 in 3-4 39-41 in
4 16.5 in 13.5 in 4-5 42-44 in
5 17 in 14 in 5 45-47 in
XS 18 in 15 in 6-8 48-50 in
S 19 in 15.5 in 8-10 50-54 in
M 21 in 16 in 10-12 54-58 in
L 23 in 18 in 12-13 58-62 in
XL 25 in 19 in 13-15 62-68 in
SIZE LENGTH CHEST AGE (years) SUGGESTED HEIGHT
2T 36 cm 28 cm 1-2 84-89 cm
3T 38 cm 31 cm 2-3 91-99 cm
4T 41 cm 33 cm 3-4 99-104 cm
4 42 cm 35 cm 4-5 107-112cm
5 43 cm 36 cm 5 114-119 cm
XS 46 cm 38 cm 6-8 122-128 cm
S 48 cm 39.5 cm 8-10 128-137 cm
M 53 cm 41 cm 10-12 137-147 cm
L 58 cm 46 cm 12-13 147-158 cm
XL 63 cm 48 cm 13-15 158-172 cm
SIZE LENGTH CHEST SHOULDER SLEEVE
S 27.16 in 40.94 in 17.71 in 26.37 in
M 27.95 in 44.09 in 18.89 in 26.77 in
L 29.13 in 48.03 in 19.68 in 26.77 in
XL 30.31 in 51.96 in 20.86 in 27.55 in
2XL 30.70 in 55.11 in 22.04 in 27.55 in
3XL 31.49 in 59.05 in 23.33 in 27.95 in
4XL 32.28 in 63.77 in 24.40 in 27.95 in
5XL 33.85 in 68.50 in 25.59 in 28.74 in
6XL 34.64 in 70.07 in 26.37 in 29.52 in
SIZE LENGTH CHEST SHOULDER SLEEVE
S 69.0 cm 104.0 cm 45.0 cm 67.0 cm
M 71.0 cm 112.0 cm 48.0 cm 68.0 cm
L 74.0 cm 122.0 cm 50.0 cm 68.0 cm
XL 77.0 cm 132.0 cm 53.0 cm 70.0 cm
2XL 78.0 cm 140.0 cm 56.0 cm 70.0 cm
3XL 80.0 cm 150.0 cm 59.0 cm 71.0 cm
4XL 82.0 cm 162.0 cm 62.0 cm 71.0 cm
5XL 86.0 cm 174.0 cm 65.0 cm 73.0 cm
6XL 88.0 cm 178.0 cm 67.0 cm 75.0 cm
SIZE WAIST (AROUND) HIP (AROUND) LENGTH
XS 27 36 37 in
S 28 37 38 in
M 28 39 39 in
L 29 40 39 in
XL 30 42 40 in
2XL 31 44 41 in
3XL 31 46 42 in
4XL 32 49 43 in
5XL 33 51 44 in
6XL 34 54 45 in
SIZE HIP WAIST LENGTH
S 30.7 in 22-23.6 in 33.9 in
M 33.1 in 23.6-25.2 in 34.3 in
L 35.4 in 25.2-26.8 in 34.7 in
XL 37.8 in 26.8-28.4 in 35.0 in
2XL 40.9 in 28.4-29.9 in 35.4 in
3XL 43.3 in 29.9-31.5 in 35.8 in
4XL 45.7 in 31.5-33.1 in 36.2 in
5XL 48.0 in 33.1-34.7 in 36.6 in
SIZE LENGTH CHEST WIDTH WIDTH
S 78.0 cm 56-60 cm 86.0 cm
M 84.0 cm 60-64 cm 87.0 cm
L 90.0 cm 64-68 cm 88.0 cm
XL 96.0 cm 68-72 cm 89.0 cm
2XL 104.0 cm 72-76 cm 90.0 cm
3XL 110.0 cm 76-80 cm 91.0 cm
4XL 116.0 cm 80-84 cm 92.0 cm
5XL 122.0 cm 84-88 cm 93.0 cm
SIZE LENGTH CHEST WIDTH WIDTH
S 29.92 in 37.00 in 16.92 in
M 30.70 in 41.73 in 17.71 in
L 32.28 in 44.88 in 18.89 in
XL 32.67 in 48.81 in 20.07 in
2XL 33.07 in 52.75 in 21.65 in
3XL 34.64 in 56.69 in 22.83 in
4XL 35.82 in 60.62 in 24.01 in
5XL 37.00 in 64.56 in 25.19 in
6XL 38.18 in 68.50 in 26.37 in
SIZE LENGTH CHEST WIDTH WIDTH
S 76 cm 94 cm 43 cm
M 78 cm 106 cm 45 cm
L 82 cm 114 cm 48 cm
XL 83 cm 124 cm 51 cm
2XL 84 cm 134 cm 55 cm
3XL 88 cm 144 cm 58 cm
4XL 91 cm 154 cm 61 cm
5XL 94 cm 165 cm 64 cm
6XL 97 cm 174 cm 67 cm
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Grab the bold Alligator Alcatraz Don’t Worry We Only Bite The Rule Breakers Shirt. This design riffs on the controversial Everglades detention facilityā€”surrounded by alligators and historyā€”blending sharp humor, social commentary, and timely relevance. A perfect pick for those who love a statement with a bite.

Please be informed that our product is available colors: Gray, Army, Black and White. Kindly remember to select the color you wish to purchase.

Alligator Alcatraz: Natural Perimeter, Sharp Perspective Tee

Inspired by the realā€‘world ā€œAlligator Alcatrazā€ immigration detention center carved out of the Big Cypress Preserve airport runway, this tee uses satire and strength. The iconic facilityā€”built in June 2025 in Floridaā€™s Evergladesā€”sits amid alligatorā€‘ and pythonā€‘infested wetlands, offering what officials called ā€œthe best natural perimeter money canā€™t buyā€. Our alligator motif turns that literal jungle into symbolic critique: relaxed on the surface, fierce when rules are crossed.

Alligator Alcatraz Don't Worry We Only Bite The Rule Breakers Shirt
Alligator Alcatraz Don’t Worry We Only Bite The Rule Breakers Shirt

Itā€™s a clever riff on the facilityā€™s reference to San Franciscoā€™s notorious Alcatraz Island prison. Just as Alcatraz was once dubbed ā€œThe Rock,ā€ isolated in the bay, Floridaā€™s detention camp draws parallelsā€”boots on swamp land instead of icy Pacific waters. The alligator character on the shirt gives a knowing smirk, a nod to both prison lore and modern immigration debates.

This design also nods to the real-life drama: Greenlighting the center with emergency powers and fast-tracking construction without environmental reviews sparked federal lawsuits and sparked strong opposition from tribes, environmentalists, and local communities.Ā The phrase ā€œWe only bite the rule breakersā€ becomes layeredā€”simultaneously humorous, ominous, and politically pointed.

Wear it, and you wear a conversation starter. Whether you’re discussing natural deterrent strategies or reflecting on historical echoes of confinement, this tee invites questions. Itā€™s irony-rich, rooted in a recent policy flashpoint, and perfect for anyone who enjoys bold visuals with deeper stories.

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