Biggest Slut In The Criterion Closet Shirt
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Embrace boldness with the Biggest Slut In The Criterion Closet Shirt a design that celebrates quirky humor and modern pop culture. With its playful reference to The Criterion Closet, this shirt blends humor and cinematic history, making it a unique addition to any film lover’s wardrobe. Perfect for those who enjoy expressing their personality with edgy style, it’s more than just a shirt – it’s a statement.
Show Off Your Bold Humor with the Biggest Slut In The Criterion Closet Shirt – A Film Lover’s Essential
The Biggest Slut In The Criterion Closet Shirt is a witty tribute to The Criterion Closet, a famed segment showcasing the diverse and extensive collection of Criterion Collection films. The phrase humorously brings attention to the often cheeky and diverse personalities within the film community. It’s perfect for anyone with a love for cinema, offering a bold, yet lighthearted way to express one’s passion for both films and unique humor.
This shirt isn’t just a garment; it’s a statement about embracing confidence and humor. Whether you’re a cinephile who enjoys obscure films or someone who just loves a good laugh, this shirt speaks to the power of individuality. With its clean, minimalist design featuring the playful phrase and a nod to The Criterion Collection, it’s ideal for those who aren’t afraid to stand out and challenge the status quo.
The Criterion Collection is renowned for its high-quality restorations of classic and influential films. By referencing The Criterion Closet, this shirt taps into a rich legacy of film preservation, while adding a layer of humor that films themselves often lack. It brings together the worlds of film lovers and those who appreciate wit and fun, creating an intersection of culture and personality.
For the modern movie lover who enjoys a bit of humor with their film analysis, this shirt offers a perfect blend of cleverness and cultural reference. It’s designed for those who enjoy the finer things in film and pop culture but aren’t afraid to laugh at themselves. Wear it proudly at film screenings, festivals, or casual hangouts with friends who appreciate the unique intersection of cinema and humor.
Shipping Policy & Manufacturing Info
Our shirts are made when ordered. Due to the time variability of on-demand manufacturing, we offer 2 options for how quickly you want to receive your order. You can select from the following choices in checkout.Standard Shipping ($4.99+)
- Orders using this option generally arrive 5-10 days (U.S. orders) and it takes 2 weeks for International orders after being manufactured and shipped. (See notes below)
- Manufacturing times for this option vary more around busier times of the year or during extreme circumstances such as covid-19 shutdowns.
Shipping and expedited manufacturing ($19.99+) (U.S. Only)
- Orders using this option jump to the front of the manufacturing queue which can generally save a couple days (or more during busier times of the year).
- It's highly recommended to use this option if you are ordering for a specific event or holiday.
- Orders using this option generally arrive 2-3 days after being manufactured and shipped. (U.S. only)
- Orders using expedited manufacturing will be printed when the next batch of orders are processed which can vary depending on seasonality and other factors.
Please Note:
- We do not guarantee shipping or arrival dates.
- Manufacturing during the majority of the year takes between 1-5 business days (Mon-Fri) however can take more than a week during the heaviest shopping times of the year. Extreme circumstances such as covid-19 may delay order manufacturing and/or shipping by an additional week or more.
- All manufacturing and shipping times mentioned are just estimates and will vary.
- Some of our popular designs may be pre-printed and may ship out faster than less commonly ordered designs/style/color combinations.