Black Cat That’s What I Do I Drink Coffee I Hate People And I Know Things Ugly Christmas Sweater
Black Cat That’s What I Do I Drink Coffee I Hate People And I Know Things Ugly Christmas Sweater
Black Cat Thats What I Do I Drink Coffee I Hate People And I Know Things Ugly Christmas Sweater
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Black Cat That’s What I Do I Drink Coffee I Hate People And I Know Things Ugly Christmas Sweater

$39.95

Size Guide

Size Chart

SIZE LENGTH BUST SHOULDER SLEEVE
S 26.0 in 40.0 in 17.0 in 26.0 in
M 28.0 in 44.0 in 18.0 in 27.0 in
L 28.0 in 48.0 in 19.0 in 27.0 in
XL 30.0 in 52.0 in 20.0 in 28.0 in
2XL 30.0 in 56.0 in 21.0 in 28.0 in
3XL 31.0 in 60.0 in 22.0 in 28.0 in
4XL 32.0 in 64.0 in 24.0 in 29.0 in
5XL 33.0 in 68.0 in 25.0 in 29.0 in
6XL 34.0 in 73.0 in 26.0 in 29.1 in
  • Material: 95% Polyester - 5% Spandex.
  • Printing technique: dye-sublimation.
  • Coarse Needle Drawing 270g.
SIZE LENGTH BUST SHOULDER SLEEVE
S 67 cm 102 cm 42 cm 67 cm
M 70 cm 112 cm 45 cm 68 cm
L 72 cm 122 cm 48 cm 69 cm
XL 75 cm 132 cm 51 cm 70.5 cm
2XL 76 cm 142 cm 54 cm 71 cm
3XL 79 cm 152 cm 57 cm 71.5 cm
4XL 82 cm 162 cm 60 cm 72.5 cm
5XL 85 cm 172 cm 63 cm 73 cm
6XL 86 cm 182 cm 66 cm 74 cm
  • Material: 95% Polyester - 5% Spandex.
  • Printing technique: dye-sublimation.
  • Coarse Needle Drawing 270g.
SIZE LENGTH CHEST AGE (Years) SUGGESTED
2T 14.0 in 11.0 in 1-2 33-35 in
3T 15.0 in 12.0 in 2-3 36-39 in
4T 16.0 in 13.0 in 3-4 39-41 in
4 16.5 in 13.5 in 4-5 42-44 in
5 17.0 in 14.0 in 5 45-47 in
XS 18.0 in 15.0 in 6-8 48-50 in
S 19.0 in 15.5 in 8-10 50-54 in
M 21.0 in 16.0 in 10-12 54-58 in
L 23.0 in 18.0 in 12-13 58-62 in
XL 25.0 in 19.0 in 13-15 62-68 in
  • Material: 95% Polyester - 5% Spandex.
  • Printing technique: dye-sublimation.
SIZE LENGTH CHEST AGE (Years) SUGGESTED
2T 35.6 cm 27.9 cm 1-2 83.8-88.9 cm
3T 38.1 cm 30.5 cm 2-3 91.4-99.1 cm
4T 40.6 cm 33.0 cm 3-4 99.1-104.1 cm
4 41.9 cm 34.3 cm 4-5 106.7-111.8 cm
5 43.2 cm 35.6 cm 5 114.3-119.4 cm
XS 45.7 cm 38.1 cm 6-8 121.9-127.0 cm
S 48.3 cm 39.4 cm 8-10 127.0-137.2 cm
M 53.3 cm 40.6 cm 10-12 137.2-147.3 cm
L 58.4 cm 45.7 cm 12-13 147.3-157.5 cm
XL 63.5 cm 48.3 cm 13-15 157.5-172.7 cm
  • Material: 95% Polyester - 5% Spandex.
  • Printing technique: dye-sublimation.
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Unleash your inner introvert with the Black Cat That’s What I Do I Drink Coffee I Hate People And I Know Things Ugly Christmas Sweater. Featuring a coffee-loving feline and bold text, this design taps into modern sarcasm, pop culture, and the timeless allure of cats. Perfect for those who value wit over cheer.

Grumpy Catmas: Coffee, Sass & Holiday Class

This sweater stars a black cat with a mug in paw and a glare that could curdle eggnog. Cats have long symbolized independence and mystery—this one adds caffeine and contempt, echoing the internet’s obsession with feline personalities that mirror our own moods.

Black Cat That's What I Do I Drink Coffee I Hate People And I Know Things Ugly Christmas Sweater
Black Cat That’s What I Do I Drink Coffee I Hate People And I Know Things Ugly Christmas Sweater

The phrase “I drink coffee, I hate people, and I know things” riffs on Tyrion Lannister’s iconic line from Game of Thrones, blending pop culture with introvert humor. It’s a nod to those who prefer quiet mornings over crowded parties and sarcasm over small talk.

Holiday motifs like snowflakes and reindeer frame the feline’s disdain, creating contrast between traditional cheer and modern cynicism. This design speaks to a growing cultural shift—where authenticity, boundaries, and dry wit are worn proudly, even in the season of forced smiles.

Shipping Policy & Manufacturing Info

Our shirts are made when ordered. Due to the time variability of on-demand manufacturing, we offer 2 options for how quickly you want to receive your order. You can select from the following choices in checkout.

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  • Orders using this option generally arrive 5-10 days (U.S. orders) and it takes 2 weeks for International orders after being manufactured and shipped. (See notes below)
  • Manufacturing times for this option vary more around busier times of the year or during extreme circumstances such as covid-19 shutdowns.

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  • It's highly recommended to use this option if you are ordering for a specific event or holiday.
  • Orders using this option generally arrive 2-3 days after being manufactured and shipped. (U.S. only)
  • Orders using expedited manufacturing will be printed when the next batch of orders are processed which can vary depending on seasonality and other factors.

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  • Manufacturing during the majority of the year takes between 1-5 business days (Mon-Fri) however can take more than a week during the heaviest shopping times of the year. Extreme circumstances such as covid-19 may delay order manufacturing and/or shipping by an additional week or more.
  • All manufacturing and shipping times mentioned are just estimates and will vary.
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