Cheeky Witch Not Enough Sage For This Shit Shirt
$19.95
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The Cheeky Witch Not Enough Sage For This Shit Shirt is a bold, humorous statement piece for those who appreciate magic, humor, and individuality. Featuring a cheeky slogan, this shirt plays with modern witchcraft trends and the need for balance in chaotic situations. Perfect for those who love playful self-expression with a touch of mysticism.
Cheeky Witch Not Enough Sage For This Shit Shirt – A Bold Statement of Magic & Humor
The Cheeky Witch Not Enough Sage For This Shit Shirt is a witty take on the modern fascination with witchcraft, spirituality, and self-care rituals. The phrase “Not Enough Sage For This Shit” cleverly combines humor with a nod to the practice of sage smudging, a popular tradition in many Indigenous cultures. The image of sage burning at the bottom adds a playful yet meaningful touch to this design, bringing together mysticism and irreverence in a wearable form.
Sage smudging, which involves burning sage to cleanse spaces or people of negative energy, has become a widely embraced practice in popular culture, especially among those seeking mindfulness and spiritual balance. This shirt, however, humorously points out that even the most sacred rituals might fall short in the face of the overwhelming chaos of modern life. It’s a tongue-in-cheek commentary on the challenges of trying to maintain peace and calm amidst daily struggles and frustrations.
While the shirt taps into the modern “witchy” trend, it’s also a reminder of the importance of humor in maintaining balance. In today’s world, where mental health, self-care, and spiritual well-being are increasingly prioritized, this shirt captures the cultural moment with a bold statement. It recognizes that even rituals designed for peace can be a little too small to handle the overwhelming mess of life, making it a perfect reflection of the times.
By wearing this shirt, you embrace the power of humor as a coping mechanism, aligning yourself with the new wave of people who blend spiritual practices with a modern, irreverent outlook. It’s a perfect conversation starter for those who appreciate self-expression, witchcraft, and finding lightness in the face of daily struggles. Whether you’re a practicing witch or just someone who enjoys a good laugh, this shirt will add a touch of cheeky charm to your wardrobe.
Shipping Policy & Manufacturing Info
Our shirts are made when ordered. Due to the time variability of on-demand manufacturing, we offer 2 options for how quickly you want to receive your order. You can select from the following choices in checkout.Standard Shipping ($4.99+)
- Orders using this option generally arrive 5-10 days (U.S. orders) and it takes 2 weeks for International orders after being manufactured and shipped. (See notes below)
- Manufacturing times for this option vary more around busier times of the year or during extreme circumstances such as covid-19 shutdowns.
Shipping and expedited manufacturing ($19.99+) (U.S. Only)
- Orders using this option jump to the front of the manufacturing queue which can generally save a couple days (or more during busier times of the year).
- It's highly recommended to use this option if you are ordering for a specific event or holiday.
- Orders using this option generally arrive 2-3 days after being manufactured and shipped. (U.S. only)
- Orders using expedited manufacturing will be printed when the next batch of orders are processed which can vary depending on seasonality and other factors.
Please Note:
- We do not guarantee shipping or arrival dates.
- Manufacturing during the majority of the year takes between 1-5 business days (Mon-Fri) however can take more than a week during the heaviest shopping times of the year. Extreme circumstances such as covid-19 may delay order manufacturing and/or shipping by an additional week or more.
- All manufacturing and shipping times mentioned are just estimates and will vary.
- Some of our popular designs may be pre-printed and may ship out faster than less commonly ordered designs/style/color combinations.