Chemtrails Contrails I Passed Third Grade Shirt
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The Chemtrails Contrails I Passed Third Grade Shirt has drawn attention online after trending in science education forums and meme communities, thanks to its hilarious—and pointed—take on misinformation. It’s become a favorite among skeptics, educators, and anyone with a love for facts laced in sarcasm.
Sky Truths: The Third Grade Graduation Tee
This bold graphic shirt makes its stance crystal clear. The word “CHEMTRAILS” appears at the top, emphatically crossed out in red. Just beneath it, “CONTRAILS” is written in large, confident red caps, backed by the image of a black silhouette of a jetliner. The clincher? The cheeky caption: “(I passed third grade).” Perfect for science fairs, classroom discussions, or simply poking fun at conspiracy theories during your morning coffee run.
Every element of this design is dripping with satire. The strikethrough on “CHEMTRAILS” mocks the persistence of conspiracy theories, while “CONTRAILS” asserts scientific clarity. The phrase “I passed third grade” delivers a mic drop moment—suggesting that understanding atmospheric science isn’t rocket science, just basic education. It’s a badge of reason and a wink to fellow myth-busters.
Sport this tee to stand for science, sense, and a little sass. Whether you’re teaching the truth, fighting misinformation, or just love a good laugh, this shirt brings the facts with flair. Join the high-flying club of critical thinkers and let your wardrobe do the debunking.
Shipping Policy & Manufacturing Info
Our shirts are made when ordered. Due to the time variability of on-demand manufacturing, we offer 2 options for how quickly you want to receive your order. You can select from the following choices in checkout.Standard Shipping ($4.99+)
- Orders using this option generally arrive 5-10 days (U.S. orders) and it takes 2 weeks for International orders after being manufactured and shipped. (See notes below)
- Manufacturing times for this option vary more around busier times of the year or during extreme circumstances such as covid-19 shutdowns.
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- Orders using expedited manufacturing will be printed when the next batch of orders are processed which can vary depending on seasonality and other factors.
Please Note:
- We do not guarantee shipping or arrival dates.
- Manufacturing during the majority of the year takes between 1-5 business days (Mon-Fri) however can take more than a week during the heaviest shopping times of the year. Extreme circumstances such as covid-19 may delay order manufacturing and/or shipping by an additional week or more.
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