Coors Banquet Drink Drank Drunk Ugly Christmas Sweater
$39.95
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Show off your holiday humor with the Coors Banquet Drink Drank Drunk Ugly Christmas Sweater. Inspired by the legendary golden beer that shaped American gatherings, this bold design blends vintage pub culture, festive nostalgia, and tongue-in-cheek storytelling — perfect for anyone who appreciates wit, warmth, and the spirit of unforgettable nights.
Coors Banquet Drink Drank Drunk Ugly Christmas Sweater – Vintage Humor Meets Holiday Cheer
The sweater captures the journey from “Drink” to “Drank” to “Drunk,” echoing decades of laughter in mountain bars where Coors Banquet became an icon. Its playful silhouette design immortalizes every friend who ever toasted too long or danced too wildly on snowy nights.
Rooted in Golden, Colorado’s brewing legacy, Coors Banquet has been the beer of miners, dreamers, and storytellers since 1873. This sweater humorously honors that heritage — turning every sip, stumble, and story into wearable nostalgia for America’s favorite mountain-born lager.
Perfect for gatherings that blur the line between festive and fearless, this sweater unites humor with heritage. It’s not just knitwear — it’s a conversation starter celebrating the social ritual of drinking responsibly, laughing loudly, and remembering that every good night has a story.
Shipping Policy & Manufacturing Info
Our shirts are made when ordered. Due to the time variability of on-demand manufacturing, we offer 2 options for how quickly you want to receive your order. You can select from the following choices in checkout.Standard Shipping ($4.99+)
- Orders using this option generally arrive 5-10 days (U.S. orders) and it takes 2 weeks for International orders after being manufactured and shipped. (See notes below)
- Manufacturing times for this option vary more around busier times of the year or during extreme circumstances such as covid-19 shutdowns.
Shipping and expedited manufacturing ($19.99+) (U.S. Only)
- Orders using this option jump to the front of the manufacturing queue which can generally save a couple days (or more during busier times of the year).
- It's highly recommended to use this option if you are ordering for a specific event or holiday.
- Orders using this option generally arrive 2-3 days after being manufactured and shipped. (U.S. only)
- Orders using expedited manufacturing will be printed when the next batch of orders are processed which can vary depending on seasonality and other factors.
Please Note:
- We do not guarantee shipping or arrival dates.
- Manufacturing during the majority of the year takes between 1-5 business days (Mon-Fri) however can take more than a week during the heaviest shopping times of the year. Extreme circumstances such as covid-19 may delay order manufacturing and/or shipping by an additional week or more.
- All manufacturing and shipping times mentioned are just estimates and will vary.
- Some of our popular designs may be pre-printed and may ship out faster than less commonly ordered designs/style/color combinations.