2025 Cousin Eddie Merry Christmas Shitters Full National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation Ugly Sweater
$39.95
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Bring unapologetic humor to your holiday wardrobe with the Cousin Eddie Merry Christmas Shitters Full National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation Ugly Sweater. Inspired by National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation, this design captures a cult-classic moment that mocks suburban perfection and embraces chaotic family dynamics.
Cousin Eddie Merry Christmas Shitters Full National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation Ugly Sweater – Suburban Satire in Knit Form
Cousin Eddie, the eccentric relative from National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation, became an icon of dysfunction and comic relief. His infamous sewer line moment outside the RV is now stitched into pop culture as a symbol of raw honesty amid polished holiday façades.
The phrase “Shitters Full” isn’t just crude—it’s a punchline that exposes the tension between curated holiday ideals and real-life messiness. Eddie’s beer-in-hand stance mocks the pressure to perform seasonal perfection, making this sweater a badge of rebellion.
This design taps into nostalgia for 1980s comedy while reflecting today’s appetite for authenticity. It’s a wearable reminder that imperfection is universal, and laughter—especially at ourselves—is the most enduring tradition of all.
Shipping Policy & Manufacturing Info
Our shirts are made when ordered. Due to the time variability of on-demand manufacturing, we offer 2 options for how quickly you want to receive your order. You can select from the following choices in checkout.Standard Shipping ($4.99+)
- Orders using this option generally arrive 5-10 days (U.S. orders) and it takes 2 weeks for International orders after being manufactured and shipped. (See notes below)
- Manufacturing times for this option vary more around busier times of the year or during extreme circumstances such as covid-19 shutdowns.
Shipping and expedited manufacturing ($19.99+) (U.S. Only)
- Orders using this option jump to the front of the manufacturing queue which can generally save a couple days (or more during busier times of the year).
- It's highly recommended to use this option if you are ordering for a specific event or holiday.
- Orders using this option generally arrive 2-3 days after being manufactured and shipped. (U.S. only)
- Orders using expedited manufacturing will be printed when the next batch of orders are processed which can vary depending on seasonality and other factors.
Please Note:
- We do not guarantee shipping or arrival dates.
- Manufacturing during the majority of the year takes between 1-5 business days (Mon-Fri) however can take more than a week during the heaviest shopping times of the year. Extreme circumstances such as covid-19 may delay order manufacturing and/or shipping by an additional week or more.
- All manufacturing and shipping times mentioned are just estimates and will vary.
- Some of our popular designs may be pre-printed and may ship out faster than less commonly ordered designs/style/color combinations.