2025 Cousin Eddie Merry Christmas Shitters Full National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation Ugly Sweater
2025 Cousin Eddie Merry Christmas Shitters Full National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation Ugly Sweater
2025 Cousin Eddie Merry Christmas Shitters Full National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation Ugly Sweater
2025 Cousin Eddie Merry Christmas Shitters Full National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation Ugly Sweater
Cousin Eddie Merry Christmas Shitters Full National Lampoons Christmas Vacation Ugly Sweater
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2025 Cousin Eddie Merry Christmas Shitters Full National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation Ugly Sweater

$39.95

Size Guide

Size Chart

SIZE LENGTH BUST SHOULDER SLEEVE
S 26.0 in 40.0 in 17.0 in 26.0 in
M 28.0 in 44.0 in 18.0 in 27.0 in
L 28.0 in 48.0 in 19.0 in 27.0 in
XL 30.0 in 52.0 in 20.0 in 28.0 in
2XL 30.0 in 56.0 in 21.0 in 28.0 in
3XL 31.0 in 60.0 in 22.0 in 28.0 in
4XL 32.0 in 64.0 in 24.0 in 29.0 in
5XL 33.0 in 68.0 in 25.0 in 29.0 in
6XL 34.0 in 73.0 in 26.0 in 29.1 in
  • Material: 95% Polyester - 5% Spandex.
  • Printing technique: dye-sublimation.
  • Coarse Needle Drawing 270g.
SIZE LENGTH BUST SHOULDER SLEEVE
S 67 cm 102 cm 42 cm 67 cm
M 70 cm 112 cm 45 cm 68 cm
L 72 cm 122 cm 48 cm 69 cm
XL 75 cm 132 cm 51 cm 70.5 cm
2XL 76 cm 142 cm 54 cm 71 cm
3XL 79 cm 152 cm 57 cm 71.5 cm
4XL 82 cm 162 cm 60 cm 72.5 cm
5XL 85 cm 172 cm 63 cm 73 cm
6XL 86 cm 182 cm 66 cm 74 cm
  • Material: 95% Polyester - 5% Spandex.
  • Printing technique: dye-sublimation.
  • Coarse Needle Drawing 270g.
SIZE LENGTH CHEST AGE (Years) SUGGESTED
2T 14.0 in 11.0 in 1-2 33-35 in
3T 15.0 in 12.0 in 2-3 36-39 in
4T 16.0 in 13.0 in 3-4 39-41 in
4 16.5 in 13.5 in 4-5 42-44 in
5 17.0 in 14.0 in 5 45-47 in
XS 18.0 in 15.0 in 6-8 48-50 in
S 19.0 in 15.5 in 8-10 50-54 in
M 21.0 in 16.0 in 10-12 54-58 in
L 23.0 in 18.0 in 12-13 58-62 in
XL 25.0 in 19.0 in 13-15 62-68 in
  • Material: 95% Polyester - 5% Spandex.
  • Printing technique: dye-sublimation.
SIZE LENGTH CHEST AGE (Years) SUGGESTED
2T 35.6 cm 27.9 cm 1-2 83.8-88.9 cm
3T 38.1 cm 30.5 cm 2-3 91.4-99.1 cm
4T 40.6 cm 33.0 cm 3-4 99.1-104.1 cm
4 41.9 cm 34.3 cm 4-5 106.7-111.8 cm
5 43.2 cm 35.6 cm 5 114.3-119.4 cm
XS 45.7 cm 38.1 cm 6-8 121.9-127.0 cm
S 48.3 cm 39.4 cm 8-10 127.0-137.2 cm
M 53.3 cm 40.6 cm 10-12 137.2-147.3 cm
L 58.4 cm 45.7 cm 12-13 147.3-157.5 cm
XL 63.5 cm 48.3 cm 13-15 157.5-172.7 cm
  • Material: 95% Polyester - 5% Spandex.
  • Printing technique: dye-sublimation.
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Bring unapologetic humor to your holiday wardrobe with the Cousin Eddie Merry Christmas Shitters Full National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation Ugly Sweater. Inspired by National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation, this design captures a cult-classic moment that mocks suburban perfection and embraces chaotic family dynamics.

Cousin Eddie Merry Christmas Shitters Full National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation Ugly Sweater – Suburban Satire in Knit Form

Cousin Eddie, the eccentric relative from National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation, became an icon of dysfunction and comic relief. His infamous sewer line moment outside the RV is now stitched into pop culture as a symbol of raw honesty amid polished holiday façades.

Cousin Eddie Merry Christmas Shitters Full National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation Ugly Sweater
Cousin Eddie Merry Christmas Shitters Full National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation Ugly Sweater

The phrase “Shitters Full” isn’t just crude—it’s a punchline that exposes the tension between curated holiday ideals and real-life messiness. Eddie’s beer-in-hand stance mocks the pressure to perform seasonal perfection, making this sweater a badge of rebellion.

This design taps into nostalgia for 1980s comedy while reflecting today’s appetite for authenticity. It’s a wearable reminder that imperfection is universal, and laughter—especially at ourselves—is the most enduring tradition of all.

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Our shirts are made when ordered. Due to the time variability of on-demand manufacturing, we offer 2 options for how quickly you want to receive your order. You can select from the following choices in checkout.

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  • Orders using this option generally arrive 5-10 days (U.S. orders) and it takes 2 weeks for International orders after being manufactured and shipped. (See notes below)
  • Manufacturing times for this option vary more around busier times of the year or during extreme circumstances such as covid-19 shutdowns.

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