2025 Cowboys Funny Grnch I Hate Morning People Ugly Christmas Sweater
2025 Cowboys Funny Grnch I Hate Morning People Ugly Christmas Sweater
2025 Cowboys Funny Grnch I Hate Morning People Ugly Christmas Sweater
Cowboys Funny Grnch I Hate Morning People Ugly Christmas Sweater
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2025 Cowboys Funny Grnch I Hate Morning People Ugly Christmas Sweater

$39.95

Size Guide

Size Chart

SIZE LENGTH BUST SHOULDER SLEEVE
S 26.0 in 40.0 in 17.0 in 26.0 in
M 28.0 in 44.0 in 18.0 in 27.0 in
L 28.0 in 48.0 in 19.0 in 27.0 in
XL 30.0 in 52.0 in 20.0 in 28.0 in
2XL 30.0 in 56.0 in 21.0 in 28.0 in
3XL 31.0 in 60.0 in 22.0 in 28.0 in
4XL 32.0 in 64.0 in 24.0 in 29.0 in
5XL 33.0 in 68.0 in 25.0 in 29.0 in
6XL 34.0 in 73.0 in 26.0 in 29.1 in
  • Material: 95% Polyester - 5% Spandex.
  • Printing technique: dye-sublimation.
  • Coarse Needle Drawing 270g.
SIZE LENGTH BUST SHOULDER SLEEVE
S 67 cm 102 cm 42 cm 67 cm
M 70 cm 112 cm 45 cm 68 cm
L 72 cm 122 cm 48 cm 69 cm
XL 75 cm 132 cm 51 cm 70.5 cm
2XL 76 cm 142 cm 54 cm 71 cm
3XL 79 cm 152 cm 57 cm 71.5 cm
4XL 82 cm 162 cm 60 cm 72.5 cm
5XL 85 cm 172 cm 63 cm 73 cm
6XL 86 cm 182 cm 66 cm 74 cm
  • Material: 95% Polyester - 5% Spandex.
  • Printing technique: dye-sublimation.
  • Coarse Needle Drawing 270g.
SIZE LENGTH CHEST AGE (Years) SUGGESTED
2T 14.0 in 11.0 in 1-2 33-35 in
3T 15.0 in 12.0 in 2-3 36-39 in
4T 16.0 in 13.0 in 3-4 39-41 in
4 16.5 in 13.5 in 4-5 42-44 in
5 17.0 in 14.0 in 5 45-47 in
XS 18.0 in 15.0 in 6-8 48-50 in
S 19.0 in 15.5 in 8-10 50-54 in
M 21.0 in 16.0 in 10-12 54-58 in
L 23.0 in 18.0 in 12-13 58-62 in
XL 25.0 in 19.0 in 13-15 62-68 in
  • Material: 95% Polyester - 5% Spandex.
  • Printing technique: dye-sublimation.
SIZE LENGTH CHEST AGE (Years) SUGGESTED
2T 35.6 cm 27.9 cm 1-2 83.8-88.9 cm
3T 38.1 cm 30.5 cm 2-3 91.4-99.1 cm
4T 40.6 cm 33.0 cm 3-4 99.1-104.1 cm
4 41.9 cm 34.3 cm 4-5 106.7-111.8 cm
5 43.2 cm 35.6 cm 5 114.3-119.4 cm
XS 45.7 cm 38.1 cm 6-8 121.9-127.0 cm
S 48.3 cm 39.4 cm 8-10 127.0-137.2 cm
M 53.3 cm 40.6 cm 10-12 137.2-147.3 cm
L 58.4 cm 45.7 cm 12-13 147.3-157.5 cm
XL 63.5 cm 48.3 cm 13-15 157.5-172.7 cm
  • Material: 95% Polyester - 5% Spandex.
  • Printing technique: dye-sublimation.
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Unleash holiday sarcasm with the Cowboys Funny Grnch I Hate Morning People Ugly Christmas Sweater. Featuring the iconic Grinch and Max alongside Dallas Cowboys flair, this bold design blends festive humor, sports pride, and pop culture rebellion into one unforgettable seasonal statement.

Grinch Meets Gridiron—Dallas Cowboys Ugly Christmas Sweater for Morning-Haters

The Grinch, created by Dr. Seuss, has long symbolized holiday cynicism with a twist of redemption. This sweater captures his classic disdain—paired with Max and a moonlit sleigh—while channeling the spirit of those who dread early hours and forced cheer.

Cowboys Funny Grnch I Hate Morning People Ugly Christmas Sweater
Cowboys Funny Grnch I Hate Morning People Ugly Christmas Sweater

Dallas Cowboys fans will appreciate the clever fusion of football pride and festive sarcasm. The vertical “DALLAS” and team logos add a sporty edge, making this sweater a playful nod to loyal supporters who prefer touchdowns over small talk.

The quote on the back—“I hate morning people and mornings and people…”—echoes a sentiment shared by many in today’s hustle culture. It’s a humorous critique of modern routines, wrapped in nostalgia and sprinkled with seasonal satire.

Shipping Policy & Manufacturing Info

Our shirts are made when ordered. Due to the time variability of on-demand manufacturing, we offer 2 options for how quickly you want to receive your order. You can select from the following choices in checkout.

Standard Shipping ($4.99+)

  • Orders using this option generally arrive 5-10 days (U.S. orders) and it takes 2 weeks for International orders after being manufactured and shipped. (See notes below)
  • Manufacturing times for this option vary more around busier times of the year or during extreme circumstances such as covid-19 shutdowns.

Shipping and expedited manufacturing ($19.99+) (U.S. Only)

  • Orders using this option jump to the front of the manufacturing queue which can generally save a couple days (or more during busier times of the year).
  • It's highly recommended to use this option if you are ordering for a specific event or holiday.
  • Orders using this option generally arrive 2-3 days after being manufactured and shipped. (U.S. only)
  • Orders using expedited manufacturing will be printed when the next batch of orders are processed which can vary depending on seasonality and other factors.

Please Note:

  • We do not guarantee shipping or arrival dates.
  • Manufacturing during the majority of the year takes between 1-5 business days (Mon-Fri) however can take more than a week during the heaviest shopping times of the year. Extreme circumstances such as covid-19 may delay order manufacturing and/or shipping by an additional week or more.
  • All manufacturing and shipping times mentioned are just estimates and will vary.
  • Some of our popular designs may be pre-printed and may ship out faster than less commonly ordered designs/style/color combinations.