Crayon Eater Patriotic Veterans Art Ornament
$19.95
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Crayon Eater Patriotic Veterans Art Ornament honors military humor and grit through bold illustration. Featuring a cartoon Marine biting a crayon, it’s a spirited nod to veteran culture, camaraderie, and the stories that shape service members’ identities.
Crayon Eater: Satire, Strength, and Service in One Bold Ornament
This ornament showcases a fierce cartoon Marine biting into a red crayon—an iconic nod to military humor. With a fistful of colorful crayons and a wild-eyed stare, the character channels the raw intensity and pride often found in veteran circles.
The “crayon eater” trope, born from internet culture, pokes fun at Marines with affection and grit. It reflects the unbreakable spirit of those who’ve endured boot camp, battlefield chaos, and the bonds forged in service to country.
Behind the humor lies deeper meaning. The scribbled red and blue background evokes the emotional turbulence of combat zones and patriotic duty. It’s more than decoration—it’s a visual story of resilience, identity, and shared experience.
Shipping Policy & Manufacturing Info
Our shirts are made when ordered. Due to the time variability of on-demand manufacturing, we offer 2 options for how quickly you want to receive your order. You can select from the following choices in checkout.Standard Shipping ($4.99+)
- Orders using this option generally arrive 5-10 days (U.S. orders) and it takes 2 weeks for International orders after being manufactured and shipped. (See notes below)
- Manufacturing times for this option vary more around busier times of the year or during extreme circumstances such as covid-19 shutdowns.
Shipping and expedited manufacturing ($19.99+) (U.S. Only)
- Orders using this option jump to the front of the manufacturing queue which can generally save a couple days (or more during busier times of the year).
- It's highly recommended to use this option if you are ordering for a specific event or holiday.
- Orders using this option generally arrive 2-3 days after being manufactured and shipped. (U.S. only)
- Orders using expedited manufacturing will be printed when the next batch of orders are processed which can vary depending on seasonality and other factors.
Please Note:
- We do not guarantee shipping or arrival dates.
- Manufacturing during the majority of the year takes between 1-5 business days (Mon-Fri) however can take more than a week during the heaviest shopping times of the year. Extreme circumstances such as covid-19 may delay order manufacturing and/or shipping by an additional week or more.
- All manufacturing and shipping times mentioned are just estimates and will vary.
- Some of our popular designs may be pre-printed and may ship out faster than less commonly ordered designs/style/color combinations.