2025 Don’t Be A Dumb Bass Ugly Christmas Sweater
$39.95
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Make waves this season with the Don’t Be A Dumb Bass Ugly Christmas Sweater. Featuring Santa in a fish costume, this witty design blends holiday humor with cultural commentary—perfect for those who love bold fashion and clever wordplay with a splash of satire.
Santa in Scales: The Bass-ically Brilliant Holiday Sweater
Santa’s fishy disguise flips tradition on its head, pairing classic holiday imagery with absurdist humor. The phrase “Don’t Be A Dumb Bass” plays on double meanings, poking fun at seasonal stress and encouraging sharper thinking in a world full of distractions.
The bass, often seen as a prized catch in fishing lore, becomes a metaphor here—representing both literal sport and figurative wisdom. This sweater taps into outdoor culture while nudging wearers to reflect on impulsive choices and the value of self-awareness.
Ugly Christmas sweaters have evolved into social statements, blending kitsch with commentary. This design joins that lineage, using satire to challenge conformity and spark laughter. It’s not just festive—it’s a wearable reminder to think twice and laugh loud.
Shipping Policy & Manufacturing Info
Our shirts are made when ordered. Due to the time variability of on-demand manufacturing, we offer 2 options for how quickly you want to receive your order. You can select from the following choices in checkout.Standard Shipping ($4.99+)
- Orders using this option generally arrive 5-10 days (U.S. orders) and it takes 2 weeks for International orders after being manufactured and shipped. (See notes below)
- Manufacturing times for this option vary more around busier times of the year or during extreme circumstances such as covid-19 shutdowns.
Shipping and expedited manufacturing ($19.99+) (U.S. Only)
- Orders using this option jump to the front of the manufacturing queue which can generally save a couple days (or more during busier times of the year).
- It's highly recommended to use this option if you are ordering for a specific event or holiday.
- Orders using this option generally arrive 2-3 days after being manufactured and shipped. (U.S. only)
- Orders using expedited manufacturing will be printed when the next batch of orders are processed which can vary depending on seasonality and other factors.
Please Note:
- We do not guarantee shipping or arrival dates.
- Manufacturing during the majority of the year takes between 1-5 business days (Mon-Fri) however can take more than a week during the heaviest shopping times of the year. Extreme circumstances such as covid-19 may delay order manufacturing and/or shipping by an additional week or more.
- All manufacturing and shipping times mentioned are just estimates and will vary.
- Some of our popular designs may be pre-printed and may ship out faster than less commonly ordered designs/style/color combinations.