2025 Festive Balls Inappropriate Xmas Ugly Christmas Sweater
$39.95
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The Festive Balls Inappropriate Xmas Ugly Christmas Sweater pushes boundaries with bold humor and cheeky design. Featuring exaggerated cartoon anatomy wrapped in a bow, it’s a satirical take on holiday excess, body taboos, and the absurdity of seasonal traditions.
Festive Balls Inappropriate Xmas Ugly Christmas Sweater – Bold, Brazen, and Bow-Tied
This sweater doesn’t whisper—it shouts. With a cartoon depiction of exaggerated anatomy tied in a festive bow, it mocks the sanitized version of holiday cheer. It’s a visual punchline aimed at the tension between propriety and raw human nature.
The design riffs on centuries of body humor, from medieval jesters to bawdy Victorian postcards. It channels the spirit of satire, where taboo imagery becomes a tool for exposing societal discomfort and poking fun at rigid norms.
Wrapped in snowflake patterns and geometric motifs, the sweater juxtaposes traditional aesthetics with provocative content. It’s a wearable statement on how modern culture often masks discomfort with decoration, and how laughter can be a form of rebellion.
Shipping Policy & Manufacturing Info
Our shirts are made when ordered. Due to the time variability of on-demand manufacturing, we offer 2 options for how quickly you want to receive your order. You can select from the following choices in checkout.Standard Shipping ($4.99+)
- Orders using this option generally arrive 5-10 days (U.S. orders) and it takes 2 weeks for International orders after being manufactured and shipped. (See notes below)
- Manufacturing times for this option vary more around busier times of the year or during extreme circumstances such as covid-19 shutdowns.
Shipping and expedited manufacturing ($19.99+) (U.S. Only)
- Orders using this option jump to the front of the manufacturing queue which can generally save a couple days (or more during busier times of the year).
- It's highly recommended to use this option if you are ordering for a specific event or holiday.
- Orders using this option generally arrive 2-3 days after being manufactured and shipped. (U.S. only)
- Orders using expedited manufacturing will be printed when the next batch of orders are processed which can vary depending on seasonality and other factors.
Please Note:
- We do not guarantee shipping or arrival dates.
- Manufacturing during the majority of the year takes between 1-5 business days (Mon-Fri) however can take more than a week during the heaviest shopping times of the year. Extreme circumstances such as covid-19 may delay order manufacturing and/or shipping by an additional week or more.
- All manufacturing and shipping times mentioned are just estimates and will vary.
- Some of our popular designs may be pre-printed and may ship out faster than less commonly ordered designs/style/color combinations.