The Glengarry Glen Ross Christmas Ugly Sweater blends sharp satire with holiday humor. Inspired by the iconic film’s ruthless sales culture, it nods to Alec Baldwin’s unforgettable “coffee is for closers” moment—perfect for fans of cinema, business banter, and dark comedy.
Glengarry Glen Ross Christmas Ugly Sweater – Coffee Is for Closers Tribute
This design pays homage to Glengarry Glen Ross, the 1992 film adapted from David Mamet’s Pulitzer Prize-winning play. The sweater’s bold lettering recalls the unforgettable line “Coffee is for closers,” echoing one of cinema’s sharpest critiques of sales culture.

Alec Baldwin’s character, known for his ruthless monologue, has become a cultural symbol of business pressure and the unforgiving world of corporate competition. This sweater reimagines that intensity through seasonal humor, making it a unique parody for fans of biting dialogue.
More than a quirky design, it captures the intersection of holiday spirit and social commentary. By wearing it, you showcase a love for witty satire, timeless film history, and the enduring relevance of Glengarry Glen Ross in discussions about ambition and ethics.