Greenland Make America Go Away Hat
$45.95
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Turn heads with the Greenland Make America Go Away Hat – a provocative statement rooted in global resistance to neocolonialism. This satirical twist on iconic political merch brings humor and historical depth. Inspired by Greenland’s rejection of U.S. acquisition talks, this hat is perfect for socially conscious rebels, activists, and global citizens who believe sovereignty isn’t for sale.
Greenland Make America Go Away Hat – A Bold Statement on Modern Imperialism
The Greenland Make America Go Away Hat is more than a fashion statement—it’s a symbol of international resistance against the echo of empire. This bold red cap flips a globally recognized slogan into a sharp critique of modern geopolitics. By replacing “Great” with “Go Away,” it captures a sentiment shared by many who oppose foreign interventionism and mock attempts at forced diplomacy disguised as deals.
This message draws its power from real events. In 2019, then-President Donald Trump proposed purchasing Greenland, a semi-autonomous Danish territory rich in natural resources and strategic importance. Greenlanders, alongside the Danish government, swiftly rejected the idea. Their refusal became a cultural flashpoint, celebrated globally as a modern David vs. Goliath moment—one small nation standing firm against the ambitions of a superpower.
The hat also nods to the enduring tension between the Global North and South, indigenous rights, and the ongoing battle against cultural erasure. Greenland, home to Inuit heritage and traditions, symbolizes a broader narrative: that sovereignty, identity, and dignity are not commodities for sale. This hat invites the wearer to align with that resistance—whether you’re an activist, academic, artist, or just fed up with global hypocrisy.
Wearing the Greenland “Make America Go Away” Hat is an act of subtle protest, a wink to those who know history, and a shout to those who should learn it. Join the conversation. Wear the resistance. Because some things—like land, people, and culture—aren’t negotiable.
Shipping Policy & Manufacturing Info
Our shirts are made when ordered. Due to the time variability of on-demand manufacturing, we offer 2 options for how quickly you want to receive your order. You can select from the following choices in checkout.Standard Shipping ($4.99+)
- Orders using this option generally arrive 5-10 days (U.S. orders) and it takes 2 weeks for International orders after being manufactured and shipped. (See notes below)
- Manufacturing times for this option vary more around busier times of the year or during extreme circumstances such as covid-19 shutdowns.
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- Orders using this option generally arrive 2-3 days after being manufactured and shipped. (U.S. only)
- Orders using expedited manufacturing will be printed when the next batch of orders are processed which can vary depending on seasonality and other factors.
Please Note:
- We do not guarantee shipping or arrival dates.
- Manufacturing during the majority of the year takes between 1-5 business days (Mon-Fri) however can take more than a week during the heaviest shopping times of the year. Extreme circumstances such as covid-19 may delay order manufacturing and/or shipping by an additional week or more.
- All manufacturing and shipping times mentioned are just estimates and will vary.
- Some of our popular designs may be pre-printed and may ship out faster than less commonly ordered designs/style/color combinations.