Grnch If You Don’t Like Chiefs Merry Kissmyass Ugly Christmas Sweater
$39.95
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Turn heads this holiday with the Grnch If You Don’t Like Chiefs Merry Kissmyass Ugly Christmas Sweater. A bold fusion of festive sarcasm, Kansas City pride, and pop culture flair. Perfect for fans who love humor, history, and unapologetic team loyalty.
Grnch If You Don’t Like Chiefs Merry Kissmyass Ugly Christmas Sweater – Sass, Snowflakes & Team Spirit
The front features a mischievous green character inspired by Dr. Seuss’s iconic anti-holiday figure, reimagined with Kansas City swagger. His smirk and stance echo decades of playful rebellion, now paired with bold red hues and snowy motifs that scream hometown pride.
This design nods to the enduring legacy of Missouri’s football culture, where loyalty runs deep and rivalries spark passion. The state outline and bold team name on the back anchor the sweater in regional identity, making it more than just seasonal wear.
The phrase “Merry Kissmyass” adds a cheeky twist, channeling the spirit of fans who’ve weathered wins and losses with grit. It’s a wearable statement for those who embrace humor, heritage, and the unapologetic joy of being part of something bigger.
Shipping Policy & Manufacturing Info
Our shirts are made when ordered. Due to the time variability of on-demand manufacturing, we offer 2 options for how quickly you want to receive your order. You can select from the following choices in checkout.Standard Shipping ($4.99+)
- Orders using this option generally arrive 5-10 days (U.S. orders) and it takes 2 weeks for International orders after being manufactured and shipped. (See notes below)
- Manufacturing times for this option vary more around busier times of the year or during extreme circumstances such as covid-19 shutdowns.
Shipping and expedited manufacturing ($19.99+) (U.S. Only)
- Orders using this option jump to the front of the manufacturing queue which can generally save a couple days (or more during busier times of the year).
- It's highly recommended to use this option if you are ordering for a specific event or holiday.
- Orders using this option generally arrive 2-3 days after being manufactured and shipped. (U.S. only)
- Orders using expedited manufacturing will be printed when the next batch of orders are processed which can vary depending on seasonality and other factors.
Please Note:
- We do not guarantee shipping or arrival dates.
- Manufacturing during the majority of the year takes between 1-5 business days (Mon-Fri) however can take more than a week during the heaviest shopping times of the year. Extreme circumstances such as covid-19 may delay order manufacturing and/or shipping by an additional week or more.
- All manufacturing and shipping times mentioned are just estimates and will vary.
- Some of our popular designs may be pre-printed and may ship out faster than less commonly ordered designs/style/color combinations.
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