Hans Bubby I’m Your White Knight Ugly Christmas Sweater
$39.95
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Channel the swagger of Ellis from Die Hard with the Hans Bubby I’m Your White Knight Ugly Christmas Sweater. Featuring the iconic “White Knight” moment, this design captures 1980s corporate bravado and cinematic tension—perfect for fans who appreciate bold characters and unforgettable movie quotes.
Hans, Bubby: The Sweater That Talks Big
Ellis, the smooth-talking executive from Die Hard, embodied the flashy confidence of 1980s corporate culture. His infamous “Hans, bubby” line became a symbol of misplaced bravado, making this sweater a tribute to one of cinema’s most audacious moments.
The phrase “Your White Knight” echoes Ellis’s self-image as a savior in a hostage crisis, a misguided attempt at heroism that ended in tragedy. This design captures the tension between ego and reality, wrapped in nostalgic flair.
Beyond the film, Ellis represents a broader critique of performative masculinity and business elitism. Wearing this sweater is a nod to pop culture’s ability to expose flawed personas while still making us laugh, cringe, and remember.
Shipping Policy & Manufacturing Info
Our shirts are made when ordered. Due to the time variability of on-demand manufacturing, we offer 2 options for how quickly you want to receive your order. You can select from the following choices in checkout.Standard Shipping ($4.99+)
- Orders using this option generally arrive 5-10 days (U.S. orders) and it takes 2 weeks for International orders after being manufactured and shipped. (See notes below)
- Manufacturing times for this option vary more around busier times of the year or during extreme circumstances such as covid-19 shutdowns.
Shipping and expedited manufacturing ($19.99+) (U.S. Only)
- Orders using this option jump to the front of the manufacturing queue which can generally save a couple days (or more during busier times of the year).
- It's highly recommended to use this option if you are ordering for a specific event or holiday.
- Orders using this option generally arrive 2-3 days after being manufactured and shipped. (U.S. only)
- Orders using expedited manufacturing will be printed when the next batch of orders are processed which can vary depending on seasonality and other factors.
Please Note:
- We do not guarantee shipping or arrival dates.
- Manufacturing during the majority of the year takes between 1-5 business days (Mon-Fri) however can take more than a week during the heaviest shopping times of the year. Extreme circumstances such as covid-19 may delay order manufacturing and/or shipping by an additional week or more.
- All manufacturing and shipping times mentioned are just estimates and will vary.
- Some of our popular designs may be pre-printed and may ship out faster than less commonly ordered designs/style/color combinations.