2025 I Am Actually In My Forties Ugly Christmas Sweater
$39.95
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Oct 30
Nov 04 - Nov 06
Nov 12 - Nov 14
Own your age with unapologetic flair in the I Am Actually In My Forties Ugly Christmas Sweater. Designed for those who embrace their grown-up glow, this sweater blends humor, nostalgia, and seasonal charm into one unforgettable statement piece.
I Am Actually In My Forties – The Sweater That Speaks Louder Than Your Birth Certificate
This sweater channels the spirit of Gen X with bold lettering and cheeky confidence. It’s a nod to the era of mixtapes, rotary phones, and rebellious sitcoms—when sarcasm was currency and growing older meant growing sharper, not quieter.
The phrase evokes a cultural shift: aging no longer hides behind filters or denial. Think of icons like Tina Fey or Paul Rudd—forty-somethings who’ve redefined relevance with wit, wisdom, and a refusal to fade into the background.
Wearing this is more than a seasonal joke—it’s a declaration. It pokes fun at youth-obsessed trends while embracing the richness of lived experience. In a world chasing eternal adolescence, this sweater dares to say, “I’ve earned every year.”
Shipping Policy & Manufacturing Info
Our shirts are made when ordered. Due to the time variability of on-demand manufacturing, we offer 2 options for how quickly you want to receive your order. You can select from the following choices in checkout.Standard Shipping ($4.99+)
- Orders using this option generally arrive 5-10 days (U.S. orders) and it takes 2 weeks for International orders after being manufactured and shipped. (See notes below)
- Manufacturing times for this option vary more around busier times of the year or during extreme circumstances such as covid-19 shutdowns.
Shipping and expedited manufacturing ($19.99+) (U.S. Only)
- Orders using this option jump to the front of the manufacturing queue which can generally save a couple days (or more during busier times of the year).
- It's highly recommended to use this option if you are ordering for a specific event or holiday.
- Orders using this option generally arrive 2-3 days after being manufactured and shipped. (U.S. only)
- Orders using expedited manufacturing will be printed when the next batch of orders are processed which can vary depending on seasonality and other factors.
Please Note:
- We do not guarantee shipping or arrival dates.
- Manufacturing during the majority of the year takes between 1-5 business days (Mon-Fri) however can take more than a week during the heaviest shopping times of the year. Extreme circumstances such as covid-19 may delay order manufacturing and/or shipping by an additional week or more.
- All manufacturing and shipping times mentioned are just estimates and will vary.
- Some of our popular designs may be pre-printed and may ship out faster than less commonly ordered designs/style/color combinations.