I Don’t Sell Weed But I Know Someone Shirt
$19.95
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Turn heads and spark conversations with the I Don’t Sell Weed But I Know Someone Shirt — a bold, satirical piece that speaks to underground culture and the realities of street economy. This shirt doesn’t glorify—it’s commentary. Whether you’re into streetwear, social irony, or just enjoy a good laugh rooted in truth, this is the tee for you. A perfect blend of humor and edge, designed to provoke thought while keeping your style sharp.
I Don’t Sell Weed But I Know Someone Shirt – The Streetwise Conversation Starter Tee
There are statements, and then there are statements. The I Don’t Sell Weed But I Know Someone Shirt is more than just streetwear — it’s a cultural nod to the gray zones of society where hustle, survival, and humor collide. This tee throws shade and smiles in equal measure, playing off the fine line between legality and loyalty that often defines urban life.
This phrase gained traction as part of modern meme culture, but its roots stretch far deeper. From the crack-era economies of the ’80s to today’s decriminalization debates, this slogan evokes the informal networks that communities relied on in the face of inequality and systemic neglect. It’s a wearable reflection of how humor and hustle became intertwined in neighborhoods across the globe.
Characters in pop culture—from Saul Goodman in Breaking Bad to Smokey in Friday—embody this line. They don’t “sell,” but they know someone. That subtle ambiguity? It’s the shield and the joke, the risk and the relief. It’s the kind of wink that builds trust on the block, a coded way of saying: I’m connected, but discreet.
Wearing this shirt is not just fashion—it’s social commentary. It makes people laugh, pause, and question the deeper systems at play. Whether you’re repping this tee at a music festival, street market, or just walking down your city block, expect nods from those who get it. And if they don’t? That’s part of the charm.
Shipping Policy & Manufacturing Info
Our shirts are made when ordered. Due to the time variability of on-demand manufacturing, we offer 2 options for how quickly you want to receive your order. You can select from the following choices in checkout.Standard Shipping ($4.99+)
- Orders using this option generally arrive 5-10 days (U.S. orders) and it takes 2 weeks for International orders after being manufactured and shipped. (See notes below)
- Manufacturing times for this option vary more around busier times of the year or during extreme circumstances such as covid-19 shutdowns.
Shipping and expedited manufacturing ($19.99+) (U.S. Only)
- Orders using this option jump to the front of the manufacturing queue which can generally save a couple days (or more during busier times of the year).
- It's highly recommended to use this option if you are ordering for a specific event or holiday.
- Orders using this option generally arrive 2-3 days after being manufactured and shipped. (U.S. only)
- Orders using expedited manufacturing will be printed when the next batch of orders are processed which can vary depending on seasonality and other factors.
Please Note:
- We do not guarantee shipping or arrival dates.
- Manufacturing during the majority of the year takes between 1-5 business days (Mon-Fri) however can take more than a week during the heaviest shopping times of the year. Extreme circumstances such as covid-19 may delay order manufacturing and/or shipping by an additional week or more.
- All manufacturing and shipping times mentioned are just estimates and will vary.
- Some of our popular designs may be pre-printed and may ship out faster than less commonly ordered designs/style/color combinations.