I Got to Second Base With a TSA Screener Shirt
$19.95
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Discover the humor and boldness of the I Got to Second Base With a TSA Screener Shirt. A perfect blend of wit and style, this shirt reflects a playful take on airport security experiences. Wear it to spark conversations about the culture of security checks and their impact on privacy. Ideal for travelers who have had a memorable run-in with TSA.
I Got to Second Base With a TSA Screener Shirt – Bold Humor Meets Airport Adventure
The I Got to Second Base With a TSA Screener Shirt isn’t just a conversation starter—it’s a commentary on the realities of air travel in today’s world. With airports increasingly becoming hubs of security screening, passengers often find themselves in humorous yet uncomfortable situations. This shirt humorously references one of those awkward encounters, a playful take on the concept of “second base” that connects directly to the intense, yet sometimes comical, interactions with TSA personnel.
The TSA, or Transportation Security Administration, plays a critical role in maintaining safety within the U.S. transportation system. However, the increasing invasiveness of security measures often raises concerns about privacy. This shirt taps into that tension, offering a light-hearted perspective on how security checks can feel intrusive—while still playing off the absurdity of the situation. It acknowledges a shared experience of travelers, making it instantly relatable to anyone who’s gone through the process.
Throughout history, moments like these have sparked debates about balancing security and personal freedoms. The shirt references a humorous twist on the growing concern surrounding airport screening processes. In a world where technology and security measures are constantly evolving, public reactions to these changes often reflect broader societal issues, such as the limits of privacy and freedom.
This shirt serves not only as an amusing piece of attire but also as a subtle critique of the ongoing debate around airport security and its cultural implications. Whether you’re a frequent flyer or someone who’s just encountered TSA security for the first time, this design will resonate with those who’ve experienced the awkwardness of these encounters and are ready to laugh about it. It’s a perfect fit for anyone looking to express their travel experiences with humor and boldness.
Shipping Policy & Manufacturing Info
Our shirts are made when ordered. Due to the time variability of on-demand manufacturing, we offer 2 options for how quickly you want to receive your order. You can select from the following choices in checkout.Standard Shipping ($4.99+)
- Orders using this option generally arrive 5-10 days (U.S. orders) and it takes 2 weeks for International orders after being manufactured and shipped. (See notes below)
- Manufacturing times for this option vary more around busier times of the year or during extreme circumstances such as covid-19 shutdowns.
Shipping and expedited manufacturing ($19.99+) (U.S. Only)
- Orders using this option jump to the front of the manufacturing queue which can generally save a couple days (or more during busier times of the year).
- It's highly recommended to use this option if you are ordering for a specific event or holiday.
- Orders using this option generally arrive 2-3 days after being manufactured and shipped. (U.S. only)
- Orders using expedited manufacturing will be printed when the next batch of orders are processed which can vary depending on seasonality and other factors.
Please Note:
- We do not guarantee shipping or arrival dates.
- Manufacturing during the majority of the year takes between 1-5 business days (Mon-Fri) however can take more than a week during the heaviest shopping times of the year. Extreme circumstances such as covid-19 may delay order manufacturing and/or shipping by an additional week or more.
- All manufacturing and shipping times mentioned are just estimates and will vary.
- Some of our popular designs may be pre-printed and may ship out faster than less commonly ordered designs/style/color combinations.