I Hardly Want Pants Pit Striped Hoodie
$35.95
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Make a statement with the I Hardly Want Pants Pit Striped Hoodie—a bold nod to sports dominance and laid-back rebellion. Featuring 12 division wins in 13 years, this hoodie blends humor, history, and swagger into one unforgettable look.
12-Time Champs, Zero Pants: The Pit Striped Hoodie That Talks Back
The phrase “I Hardly Want Pants” isn’t just cheeky—it’s a cultural wink to the off-duty athlete and the unapologetic fan. It channels locker-room banter and post-game comfort, where victory is worn casually and confidence doesn’t need tailoring.
Marked by “12 Division Championships in 13 Years,” this hoodie nods to a dynasty built on grit. Whether referencing a real team or a fictional powerhouse, it evokes the kind of legacy that reshapes rivalries and rewrites regional pride.
“CJP 22” adds a layer of mystique—possibly a player, a coach, or a creator behind the movement. It’s a signature that hints at leadership, rebellion, and a refusal to conform. This hoodie isn’t just apparel—it’s attitude stitched in thread.
Shipping Policy & Manufacturing Info
Our shirts are made when ordered. Due to the time variability of on-demand manufacturing, we offer 2 options for how quickly you want to receive your order. You can select from the following choices in checkout.Standard Shipping ($4.99+)
- Orders using this option generally arrive 5-10 days (U.S. orders) and it takes 2 weeks for International orders after being manufactured and shipped. (See notes below)
- Manufacturing times for this option vary more around busier times of the year or during extreme circumstances such as covid-19 shutdowns.
Shipping and expedited manufacturing ($19.99+) (U.S. Only)
- Orders using this option jump to the front of the manufacturing queue which can generally save a couple days (or more during busier times of the year).
- It's highly recommended to use this option if you are ordering for a specific event or holiday.
- Orders using this option generally arrive 2-3 days after being manufactured and shipped. (U.S. only)
- Orders using expedited manufacturing will be printed when the next batch of orders are processed which can vary depending on seasonality and other factors.
Please Note:
- We do not guarantee shipping or arrival dates.
- Manufacturing during the majority of the year takes between 1-5 business days (Mon-Fri) however can take more than a week during the heaviest shopping times of the year. Extreme circumstances such as covid-19 may delay order manufacturing and/or shipping by an additional week or more.
- All manufacturing and shipping times mentioned are just estimates and will vary.
- Some of our popular designs may be pre-printed and may ship out faster than less commonly ordered designs/style/color combinations.