I Love Titties And Michelob Ultra Ugly Christmas Sweater
$39.95
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Sep 23 - Sep 25
Make a bold statement this season with the I Love Titties And Michelob Ultra Ugly Christmas Sweater. Fusing cheeky humor, beer culture, and festive design, this sweater sparks laughs and conversation—perfect for parties, bar crawls, and unapologetic self-expression.
Bold & Brewed: Michelob Ultra Christmas Sweater with Attitude
This sweater blends holiday cheer with barroom bravado, featuring stylized hands, playful iconography, and the unmistakable Michelob Ultra branding. It’s a nod to the unapologetic personalities who thrive on humor, honesty, and a cold drink shared among friends.
Michelob Ultra has long positioned itself as the beer for active lifestyles and social connection. Its rise in popularity reflects shifting cultural values—where wellness, light-heartedness, and authenticity intersect. This design taps into that ethos with irreverent flair.
The phrase “I ❤️ Titties & Michelob Ultra” isn’t just provocative—it’s a reflection of modern meme culture, where absurdity meets identity. It challenges norms, sparks dialogue, and turns heads, all while wrapped in snowflakes and reindeer for ironic contrast.
Shipping Policy & Manufacturing Info
Our shirts are made when ordered. Due to the time variability of on-demand manufacturing, we offer 2 options for how quickly you want to receive your order. You can select from the following choices in checkout.Standard Shipping ($4.99+)
- Orders using this option generally arrive 5-10 days (U.S. orders) and it takes 2 weeks for International orders after being manufactured and shipped. (See notes below)
- Manufacturing times for this option vary more around busier times of the year or during extreme circumstances such as covid-19 shutdowns.
Shipping and expedited manufacturing ($19.99+) (U.S. Only)
- Orders using this option jump to the front of the manufacturing queue which can generally save a couple days (or more during busier times of the year).
- It's highly recommended to use this option if you are ordering for a specific event or holiday.
- Orders using this option generally arrive 2-3 days after being manufactured and shipped. (U.S. only)
- Orders using expedited manufacturing will be printed when the next batch of orders are processed which can vary depending on seasonality and other factors.
Please Note:
- We do not guarantee shipping or arrival dates.
- Manufacturing during the majority of the year takes between 1-5 business days (Mon-Fri) however can take more than a week during the heaviest shopping times of the year. Extreme circumstances such as covid-19 may delay order manufacturing and/or shipping by an additional week or more.
- All manufacturing and shipping times mentioned are just estimates and will vary.
- Some of our popular designs may be pre-printed and may ship out faster than less commonly ordered designs/style/color combinations.