I Out Pizza’d The Hut CIA Assassinate Me Shirt
$19.95
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Make a bold statement with the I Out Pizza’d The Hut CIA Assassinate Me Shirt—a satirical twist on fast food slogans and government paranoia. Perfect for fans of absurdist humor, conspiracy culture, and ironic fashion with a punch of social critique.
I Out Pizza’d The Hut CIA Assassinate Me Shirt – Satire Meets Surveillance
This shirt riffs on the iconic Pizza Hut slogan, flipping it into a surreal confession of culinary dominance and government retaliation. It channels the spirit of internet absurdism, where memes blur into modern folklore and satire becomes a shield against surveillance culture.
The phrase evokes echoes of Cold War paranoia, when suspicion ran deep and satire was a tool of resistance. It nods to figures like Abbie Hoffman, whose provocations challenged authority with humor, and to the modern meme-makers who weaponize irony against power.
Wearing this shirt is a wink to the digital underground—a place where pizza becomes protest and the CIA is just another punchline. It’s not just apparel; it’s a wearable manifesto for those who question everything and laugh while doing it.
Shipping Policy & Manufacturing Info
Our shirts are made when ordered. Due to the time variability of on-demand manufacturing, we offer 2 options for how quickly you want to receive your order. You can select from the following choices in checkout.Standard Shipping ($4.99+)
- Orders using this option generally arrive 5-10 days (U.S. orders) and it takes 2 weeks for International orders after being manufactured and shipped. (See notes below)
- Manufacturing times for this option vary more around busier times of the year or during extreme circumstances such as covid-19 shutdowns.
Shipping and expedited manufacturing ($19.99+) (U.S. Only)
- Orders using this option jump to the front of the manufacturing queue which can generally save a couple days (or more during busier times of the year).
- It's highly recommended to use this option if you are ordering for a specific event or holiday.
- Orders using this option generally arrive 2-3 days after being manufactured and shipped. (U.S. only)
- Orders using expedited manufacturing will be printed when the next batch of orders are processed which can vary depending on seasonality and other factors.
Please Note:
- We do not guarantee shipping or arrival dates.
- Manufacturing during the majority of the year takes between 1-5 business days (Mon-Fri) however can take more than a week during the heaviest shopping times of the year. Extreme circumstances such as covid-19 may delay order manufacturing and/or shipping by an additional week or more.
- All manufacturing and shipping times mentioned are just estimates and will vary.
- Some of our popular designs may be pre-printed and may ship out faster than less commonly ordered designs/style/color combinations.