I Would Dropkick A Child For A Cigarette Ugly Cardigan Sweatshirt
$45.95
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Unapologetically bold, this I Would Dropkick A Child For A Cigarette Ugly Cardigan Sweatshirt fuses holiday kitsch with gritty satire. A wearable statement on addiction, rebellion, and the absurdity of modern vice culture—perfect for those who dare to provoke.
Dropkick Vice: The Ugly Cardigan That Speaks Volumes
This cardigan isn’t just clothing—it’s commentary. The phrase evokes a fictional anti-hero, someone caught between desperation and defiance, echoing the chaotic spirit of post-2000s satire where shock became a tool for truth-telling.
The design channels the energy of early internet meme culture and Gen Z’s ironic detachment. It’s a nod to the absurdity of addiction narratives, where cigarettes once symbolized rebellion, now reframed through dark humor and generational critique.
Worn by those who reject sanitized norms, this piece taps into the legacy of protest fashion—from punk’s raw edge to TikTok’s viral nihilism. It’s not about approval; it’s about making people look twice and think harder.
Shipping Policy & Manufacturing Info
Our shirts are made when ordered. Due to the time variability of on-demand manufacturing, we offer 2 options for how quickly you want to receive your order. You can select from the following choices in checkout.Standard Shipping ($4.99+)
- Orders using this option generally arrive 5-10 days (U.S. orders) and it takes 2 weeks for International orders after being manufactured and shipped. (See notes below)
- Manufacturing times for this option vary more around busier times of the year or during extreme circumstances such as covid-19 shutdowns.
Shipping and expedited manufacturing ($19.99+) (U.S. Only)
- Orders using this option jump to the front of the manufacturing queue which can generally save a couple days (or more during busier times of the year).
- It's highly recommended to use this option if you are ordering for a specific event or holiday.
- Orders using this option generally arrive 2-3 days after being manufactured and shipped. (U.S. only)
- Orders using expedited manufacturing will be printed when the next batch of orders are processed which can vary depending on seasonality and other factors.
Please Note:
- We do not guarantee shipping or arrival dates.
- Manufacturing during the majority of the year takes between 1-5 business days (Mon-Fri) however can take more than a week during the heaviest shopping times of the year. Extreme circumstances such as covid-19 may delay order manufacturing and/or shipping by an additional week or more.
- All manufacturing and shipping times mentioned are just estimates and will vary.
- Some of our popular designs may be pre-printed and may ship out faster than less commonly ordered designs/style/color combinations.