If I Ever Get Rabies You’re High On My Bitin List Hoodie
$19.95
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The If I Ever Get Rabies You’re High On My Bitin List Hoodie is the perfect blend of humor and personality, featuring a quirky raccoon design. Its playful message connects with animal lovers and those who appreciate a bit of light-hearted humor. Ideal for anyone looking to add character to their wardrobe, this hoodie is a conversation starter that blends fun with attitude.
If I Ever Get Rabies You’re High On My Bitin List Hoodie – Fun, Quirky & Full of Attitude
This If I Ever Get Rabies You’re High On My Bitin List Hoodie features a whimsical raccoon, the beloved scavenger of urban legends and nature. Known for their curious nature, raccoons have earned a place in folklore as clever tricksters and mischievous creatures. The image of this sly animal paired with the cheeky phrase “If I Ever Get Rabies, You’re High On My Bitin’ List” adds a fun, edgy touch to any casual outfit. It plays on the unexpected, turning a dangerous condition into a humorous, lighthearted message.
With a nod to playful defiance, this hoodie is not just an article of clothing—it’s an attitude. The phrase on the design humorously references the possible effects of rabies while reminding us of the sometimes unpredictable nature of creatures, big or small. This style is a perfect fit for individuals who embrace their unique sense of humor and enjoy wearing bold statements that make people smile and think.
The hoodie taps into a long history of mischievous, free-spirited animals that have captured our collective imagination. Raccoons, often associated with mischief and intelligence, are known to outsmart obstacles and turn situations in their favor. Just as the raccoon symbolizes independence and cheeky rebellion, this hoodie echoes those qualities, making it a great way to express your playful side.
The playful, sarcastic tone of the hoodie aligns with the growing trend of using humor to comment on societal issues. Whether it’s poking fun at exaggerated fears or simply embracing the absurdity of life, this hoodie mirrors the way modern culture often blends humor with everyday challenges. It’s a reflection of how humor can be a tool for coping with, and commenting on, the quirks of both nature and human behavior.
Shipping Policy & Manufacturing Info
Our shirts are made when ordered. Due to the time variability of on-demand manufacturing, we offer 2 options for how quickly you want to receive your order. You can select from the following choices in checkout.Standard Shipping ($4.99+)
- Orders using this option generally arrive 5-10 days (U.S. orders) and it takes 2 weeks for International orders after being manufactured and shipped. (See notes below)
- Manufacturing times for this option vary more around busier times of the year or during extreme circumstances such as covid-19 shutdowns.
Shipping and expedited manufacturing ($19.99+) (U.S. Only)
- Orders using this option jump to the front of the manufacturing queue which can generally save a couple days (or more during busier times of the year).
- It's highly recommended to use this option if you are ordering for a specific event or holiday.
- Orders using this option generally arrive 2-3 days after being manufactured and shipped. (U.S. only)
- Orders using expedited manufacturing will be printed when the next batch of orders are processed which can vary depending on seasonality and other factors.
Please Note:
- We do not guarantee shipping or arrival dates.
- Manufacturing during the majority of the year takes between 1-5 business days (Mon-Fri) however can take more than a week during the heaviest shopping times of the year. Extreme circumstances such as covid-19 may delay order manufacturing and/or shipping by an additional week or more.
- All manufacturing and shipping times mentioned are just estimates and will vary.
- Some of our popular designs may be pre-printed and may ship out faster than less commonly ordered designs/style/color combinations.