If Kansas Doesn’t Win I Will Kill Myself Shirt
$19.95
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Express your passion for Kansas sports with the If Kansas Doesn’t Win I Will Kill Myself Shirt! A bold, humorous take on the highs and lows of being a die-hard fan, this tee captures the deep emotional investment sports lovers feel during crucial games. Perfect for game days, sports bars, and friendly rivalries, this shirt is a must-have for passionate Kansas supporters who live and breathe every victory and defeat. Wear it with pride, knowing you’re part of the most dedicated fan base out there!
Kansas or Bust! The If Kansas Doesn’t Win I Will Kill Myself Shirt
True sports fandom isn’t just about watching games—it’s about living them. The If Kansas Doesn’t Win I Will Kill Myself Shirt captures the extreme emotional rollercoaster that dedicated fans experience every season. Whether it’s March Madness, college football, or any high-stakes championship, Kansas fans know the thrill of victory and the agony of defeat. This shirt speaks for those who invest heart and soul into their team, making every game feel like a matter of life and death (metaphorically speaking, of course!).
Kansas sports history is filled with legendary moments, from football championship victories to unforgettable buzzer-beaters. Whether you’re cheering courtside, watching from a packed sports bar, or screaming at your screen from home, this shirt lets everyone know exactly where your loyalty lies. The bold, eye-catching text makes it clear: losing is not an option! This design plays on the intensity of sports devotion while keeping it lighthearted—because every fan knows the dramatic highs and lows of supporting their team.
Sports culture has long been defined by passionate expressions of loyalty, and this tee follows in the footsteps of historic fan traditions. From iconic signs in stadiums to social media meltdowns after a tough loss, fans have always found creative ways to show their dedication. This shirt channels that energy into a simple yet powerful statement that resonates with anyone who has ever put their heart on the line for a team.
Perfect for tailgates, game-day gatherings, or just everyday wear, this tee makes a great gift for any Kansas supporter. Whether you’re riding high on a winning streak or bracing for a nail-biting finale, let this shirt do the talking. Because true fans know—some games just mean everything!
Shipping Policy & Manufacturing Info
Our shirts are made when ordered. Due to the time variability of on-demand manufacturing, we offer 2 options for how quickly you want to receive your order. You can select from the following choices in checkout.Standard Shipping ($4.99+)
- Orders using this option generally arrive 5-10 days (U.S. orders) and it takes 2 weeks for International orders after being manufactured and shipped. (See notes below)
- Manufacturing times for this option vary more around busier times of the year or during extreme circumstances such as covid-19 shutdowns.
Shipping and expedited manufacturing ($19.99+) (U.S. Only)
- Orders using this option jump to the front of the manufacturing queue which can generally save a couple days (or more during busier times of the year).
- It's highly recommended to use this option if you are ordering for a specific event or holiday.
- Orders using this option generally arrive 2-3 days after being manufactured and shipped. (U.S. only)
- Orders using expedited manufacturing will be printed when the next batch of orders are processed which can vary depending on seasonality and other factors.
Please Note:
- We do not guarantee shipping or arrival dates.
- Manufacturing during the majority of the year takes between 1-5 business days (Mon-Fri) however can take more than a week during the heaviest shopping times of the year. Extreme circumstances such as covid-19 may delay order manufacturing and/or shipping by an additional week or more.
- All manufacturing and shipping times mentioned are just estimates and will vary.
- Some of our popular designs may be pre-printed and may ship out faster than less commonly ordered designs/style/color combinations.