If My Nipples Are Hard I Don’t Have Jacks Shirt
$19.95
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The If My Nipples Are Hard I Don’t Have Jacks Shirt has gone viral for its playful twist on chilly-weather truths and its knack for breaking the ice—literally and figuratively—wherever it appears.
If My Nipples Are Hard I Don’t Have Jacks Shirt – Cold Chills, No Jacks Tee
This tee puts the cheeky statement front and center, inviting spontaneous laughter in coffee shops, winter markets, or any space ripe for banter. Its clean, straightforward presentation ensures the humor takes focus, while the cut offers easy layering or stand-alone wear for countless casual occasions.
By linking a universal physical reaction with a witty denial of stereotypes, the design undercuts assumptions about arousal. It’s a lighthearted anthem of body-positive humor, reminding everyone that a natural chill can be nothing more than that—and nothing less.
Add this tee to your collection to spark smiles, own your bodily quirks without apology, and gift a guaranteed laugh to friends. Embrace the chills, share the joke, and show the world you’re all about good vibes and honest humor.
Shipping Policy & Manufacturing Info
Our shirts are made when ordered. Due to the time variability of on-demand manufacturing, we offer 2 options for how quickly you want to receive your order. You can select from the following choices in checkout.Standard Shipping ($4.99+)
- Orders using this option generally arrive 5-10 days (U.S. orders) and it takes 2 weeks for International orders after being manufactured and shipped. (See notes below)
- Manufacturing times for this option vary more around busier times of the year or during extreme circumstances such as covid-19 shutdowns.
Shipping and expedited manufacturing ($19.99+) (U.S. Only)
- Orders using this option jump to the front of the manufacturing queue which can generally save a couple days (or more during busier times of the year).
- It's highly recommended to use this option if you are ordering for a specific event or holiday.
- Orders using this option generally arrive 2-3 days after being manufactured and shipped. (U.S. only)
- Orders using expedited manufacturing will be printed when the next batch of orders are processed which can vary depending on seasonality and other factors.
Please Note:
- We do not guarantee shipping or arrival dates.
- Manufacturing during the majority of the year takes between 1-5 business days (Mon-Fri) however can take more than a week during the heaviest shopping times of the year. Extreme circumstances such as covid-19 may delay order manufacturing and/or shipping by an additional week or more.
- All manufacturing and shipping times mentioned are just estimates and will vary.
- Some of our popular designs may be pre-printed and may ship out faster than less commonly ordered designs/style/color combinations.