2025 If That Thing Had Nine Lives He Just Spent ‘Em All Ugly Christmas Sweater
$39.95
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Unleash holiday chaos with the If That Thing Had Nine Lives He Just Spent ‘Em All Ugly Christmas Sweater. Featuring a cryptid-inspired creature tangled in lights, this bold design nods to folklore, rebellion, and the darker side of festive storytelling.
Nine Lives Lost: The Ultimate Ugly Christmas Sweater for Mischief & Myth
This sweater showcases a nine-legged beast—part feline, part folklore—caught mid-mayhem. Inspired by cryptid legends and urban myths, it evokes tales of creatures misunderstood and hunted, echoing society’s tendency to fear what it can’t explain.
The phrase “He Just Spent ‘Em All” hints at survival against odds. It mirrors real-world struggles—from marginalized voices to environmental collapse—where resilience often comes at a cost. The design becomes a metaphor for lives spent resisting erasure.
Skulls, bones, and tangled lights add layers of symbolism. They recall Día de los Muertos, punk subculture, and protest art—where death isn’t feared but confronted. This isn’t just a sweater; it’s a wearable story of defiance and depth.
Shipping Policy & Manufacturing Info
Our shirts are made when ordered. Due to the time variability of on-demand manufacturing, we offer 2 options for how quickly you want to receive your order. You can select from the following choices in checkout.Standard Shipping ($4.99+)
- Orders using this option generally arrive 5-10 days (U.S. orders) and it takes 2 weeks for International orders after being manufactured and shipped. (See notes below)
- Manufacturing times for this option vary more around busier times of the year or during extreme circumstances such as covid-19 shutdowns.
Shipping and expedited manufacturing ($19.99+) (U.S. Only)
- Orders using this option jump to the front of the manufacturing queue which can generally save a couple days (or more during busier times of the year).
- It's highly recommended to use this option if you are ordering for a specific event or holiday.
- Orders using this option generally arrive 2-3 days after being manufactured and shipped. (U.S. only)
- Orders using expedited manufacturing will be printed when the next batch of orders are processed which can vary depending on seasonality and other factors.
Please Note:
- We do not guarantee shipping or arrival dates.
- Manufacturing during the majority of the year takes between 1-5 business days (Mon-Fri) however can take more than a week during the heaviest shopping times of the year. Extreme circumstances such as covid-19 may delay order manufacturing and/or shipping by an additional week or more.
- All manufacturing and shipping times mentioned are just estimates and will vary.
- Some of our popular designs may be pre-printed and may ship out faster than less commonly ordered designs/style/color combinations.