The If You’re Not Drinking 13 Beers With Me Hat exploded onto the scene after craft-beer blogger Marcus “Hops” Henderson wore it during a sold-out brewery crawl, instantly making it a viral symbol of camaraderie—and cheeky challenge—in social circles.
Join the Brew Crew: 13 Beers or Bust Hat
Boldly statement-making without saying a word, this If You’re Not Drinking 13 Beers With Me Hat features crisp embroidered lettering declaring, “If You’re Not Drinking 13 Beers With Me, I Can Only Assume You’re Drinking 13 Beers Against Me.” Its classic snapback silhouette and clean front-panel placement ensure the quip is impossible to miss. Whether you’re at a backyard barbecue, hitting pub trivia, or toasting at a tailgate, this hat kicks your casual look up a notch and guarantees laughter and conversation everywhere you go.
Playing on the spirit of unity and friendly rivalry, the design turns an everyday accessory into a playful ultimatum—drink up together or be on the opposing team. The chosen number 13 adds an edge of superstition and devil-may-care attitude, reinforcing the hat’s message of loyal revelry. Wearing it signals you’re all in for good times and loyal to your crew’s next round.
Ready to crown yourself the life of the party? The If You’re Not Drinking 13 Beers With Me Hat is the perfect icebreaker and conversation starter. Own your sense of humor, rally your friends, and make every gathering unforgettable. Supplies are limited—click Add to Cart now to join the 13-beer challenge and toast to friendship in style!
Shipping Policy & Manufacturing Info
Our shirts are made when ordered. Due to the time variability of on-demand manufacturing, we offer 2 options for how quickly you want to receive your order. You can select from the following choices in checkout.Standard Shipping ($4.99+)
- Orders using this option generally arrive 5-10 days (U.S. orders) and it takes 2 weeks for International orders after being manufactured and shipped. (See notes below)
- Manufacturing times for this option vary more around busier times of the year or during extreme circumstances such as covid-19 shutdowns.
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- Orders using this option generally arrive 2-3 days after being manufactured and shipped. (U.S. only)
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- We do not guarantee shipping or arrival dates.
- Manufacturing during the majority of the year takes between 1-5 business days (Mon-Fri) however can take more than a week during the heaviest shopping times of the year. Extreme circumstances such as covid-19 may delay order manufacturing and/or shipping by an additional week or more.
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