2025 It’s A Festivus Miracle Ugly Christmas Sweater
$39.95
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Embrace the absurdity of the season with the It’s A Festivus Miracle Ugly Christmas Sweater. Inspired by Seinfeld’s iconic anti-holiday, this design pokes fun at tradition, consumerism, and family dysfunction—perfect for fans of satire, sitcoms, and social commentary.
Air Your Grievances in Style: The Festivus Miracle Sweater
This sweater pays tribute to Seinfeld’s Frank Costanza, the eccentric father who birthed Festivus—a holiday for “the rest of us.” The phrase “It’s a Festivus Miracle” captures the show’s dry wit and its critique of seasonal excess and forced cheer.
Festivus first aired in 1997, during a time when sitcoms began challenging cultural norms. Its traditions—like the aluminum pole and airing of grievances—offered a humorous lens on family dysfunction, capitalism, and the pressure to conform during the holidays.
Wearing this design signals a love for satire and a nod to those who question the status quo. It’s a bold, pixelated reminder that laughter can be a powerful response to societal expectations and seasonal performance.
Shipping Policy & Manufacturing Info
Our shirts are made when ordered. Due to the time variability of on-demand manufacturing, we offer 2 options for how quickly you want to receive your order. You can select from the following choices in checkout.Standard Shipping ($4.99+)
- Orders using this option generally arrive 5-10 days (U.S. orders) and it takes 2 weeks for International orders after being manufactured and shipped. (See notes below)
- Manufacturing times for this option vary more around busier times of the year or during extreme circumstances such as covid-19 shutdowns.
Shipping and expedited manufacturing ($19.99+) (U.S. Only)
- Orders using this option jump to the front of the manufacturing queue which can generally save a couple days (or more during busier times of the year).
- It's highly recommended to use this option if you are ordering for a specific event or holiday.
- Orders using this option generally arrive 2-3 days after being manufactured and shipped. (U.S. only)
- Orders using expedited manufacturing will be printed when the next batch of orders are processed which can vary depending on seasonality and other factors.
Please Note:
- We do not guarantee shipping or arrival dates.
- Manufacturing during the majority of the year takes between 1-5 business days (Mon-Fri) however can take more than a week during the heaviest shopping times of the year. Extreme circumstances such as covid-19 may delay order manufacturing and/or shipping by an additional week or more.
- All manufacturing and shipping times mentioned are just estimates and will vary.
- Some of our popular designs may be pre-printed and may ship out faster than less commonly ordered designs/style/color combinations.