2025 It’s Scream Chicken Ugly Christmas Sweater
$39.95
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Add a burst of humor to your holiday wardrobe with the It’s Scream Chicken Ugly Christmas Sweater. Featuring a startled rooster in a Santa hat and cheeky text, this sweater blends festive absurdity with cultural commentary on awkward moments and seasonal chaos.
It’s Scream Chicken Ugly Christmas Sweater – Holiday Humor That Clucks Back
The central rooster, wide-eyed and bewildered, channels the chaos of holiday gatherings. Wearing a Santa hat, it mirrors the frantic energy many feel during the season—an exaggerated nod to social pressure, family dynamics, and the comedy of trying to stay composed.
The phrase “I don’t fart, I whisper in my pants” adds a layer of absurdity, poking fun at bodily taboos and the human tendency to mask discomfort. It’s a playful critique of politeness, wrapped in festive flair and unapologetic honesty.
Historically, humor has been used to challenge norms and ease tension. This sweater continues that tradition, using a cartoon chicken to spotlight the hilarity of awkward truths. It’s not just fashion—it’s a wearable wink at the messiness of being human.
Shipping Policy & Manufacturing Info
Our shirts are made when ordered. Due to the time variability of on-demand manufacturing, we offer 2 options for how quickly you want to receive your order. You can select from the following choices in checkout.Standard Shipping ($4.99+)
- Orders using this option generally arrive 5-10 days (U.S. orders) and it takes 2 weeks for International orders after being manufactured and shipped. (See notes below)
- Manufacturing times for this option vary more around busier times of the year or during extreme circumstances such as covid-19 shutdowns.
Shipping and expedited manufacturing ($19.99+) (U.S. Only)
- Orders using this option jump to the front of the manufacturing queue which can generally save a couple days (or more during busier times of the year).
- It's highly recommended to use this option if you are ordering for a specific event or holiday.
- Orders using this option generally arrive 2-3 days after being manufactured and shipped. (U.S. only)
- Orders using expedited manufacturing will be printed when the next batch of orders are processed which can vary depending on seasonality and other factors.
Please Note:
- We do not guarantee shipping or arrival dates.
- Manufacturing during the majority of the year takes between 1-5 business days (Mon-Fri) however can take more than a week during the heaviest shopping times of the year. Extreme circumstances such as covid-19 may delay order manufacturing and/or shipping by an additional week or more.
- All manufacturing and shipping times mentioned are just estimates and will vary.
- Some of our popular designs may be pre-printed and may ship out faster than less commonly ordered designs/style/color combinations.