Jeffrey Dahmer Funny Serial Killer If You Can’t Beat Em Eat Em Ugly Christmas Sweater
Jeffrey Dahmer Funny Serial Killer If You Can’t Beat Em Eat Em Ugly Christmas Sweater
Jeffrey Dahmer Funny Serial Killer If You Can't Beat Em Eat Em Ugly Christmas Sweater
Jeffrey Dahmer Funny Serial Killer If You Can't Beat Em Eat Em Ugly Christmas Sweater1

Jeffrey Dahmer Funny Serial Killer If You Can’t Beat Em Eat Em Ugly Christmas Sweater

$39.95

Size Guide

Size Chart

SIZE LENGTH BUST SHOULDER SLEEVE
S 29.4 in 44.0 in 18.0 in 27.0 in
M 30.5 in 46.0 in 19.0 in 27.5 in
L 31.0 in 48.5 in 20.0 in 28.5 in
XL 32.0 in 51.0 in 21.5 in 29.0 in
2XL 33.0 in 53.0 in 22.5 in 30.0 in
3XL 33.5 in 55.5 in 23.6 in 31.0 in
4XL 34.5 in 58.0 in 25.0 in 31.5 in
5XL 35.0 in 60.0 in 26.0 in 32.5 in
  • Material: 95% Polyester - 5% Spandex.
  • Printing technique: dye-sublimation.
  • Coarse Needle Drawing 270g.
SIZE LENGTH BUST SHOULDER SLEEVE
S 75 cm 111 cm 45 cm 68 cm
M 77 cm 117 cm 48 cm 70 cm
L 79 cm 123 cm 51 cm 72 cm
XL 81 cm 129 cm 54 cm 74 cm
2XL 83 cm 135 cm 57 cm 76 cm
3XL 85 cm 141 cm 60 cm 78 cm
4XL 87 cm 1472 cm 63 cm 80 cm
5XL 89 cm 153 cm 66 cm 82 cm
  • Material: 95% Polyester - 5% Spandex.
  • Printing technique: dye-sublimation.
  • Coarse Needle Drawing 270g.
SIZE LENGTH BUST SHOULDER SLEEVE
2XS 15.0 in 12.0 in 11.0 in 14.0 in
XS 17.0 in 14.0 in 12.2 in 15.0 in
S 20.0 in 17.0 in 14.5 in 18.0 in
M 22.0 in 18.5 in 16.0 in 19.7 in
L 23.5 in 19.7 in 17.0 in 21.0 in
XL 27.0 in 21.0 in 18.0 in 26.0 in
  • Material: 95% Polyester - 5% Spandex.
  • Printing technique: dye-sublimation.
SIZE LENGTH BUST SHOULDER SLEEVE
2XS 39 cm 31 cm 28 cm 36 cm
XS 44 cm 36 cm 31 cm 39 cm
S 51 cm 44 cm 37 cm 46 cm
M 56 cm 47 cm 41 cm 51 cm
L 60 cm 51 cm 44 cm 54 cm
XL 69 cm 54 cm 46 cm 67 cm
  • Material: 95% Polyester - 5% Spandex.
  • Printing technique: dye-sublimation.
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Push boundaries with the Jeffrey Dahmer Funny Serial Killer If You Can’t Beat Em Eat Em Ugly Christmas Sweater. A provocative twist on holiday fashion, this design fuses pop culture notoriety with dark humor, sparking conversation around crime, media, and morality.

Infamous Threads: The Dahmer Mugshot Sweater That Shocks and Speaks

This sweater features the haunting mugshot of Jeffrey Dahmer, whose crimes in the late 20th century stunned the world. His image, framed by festive motifs, forces reflection on society’s obsession with infamy and the blurred line between horror and humor.

The phrase “If You Can’t Beat ’Em, Eat ’Em” riffs on Dahmer’s cannibalistic legacy, turning a grotesque truth into satirical commentary. It challenges wearers and viewers alike to confront how media sensationalism shapes public memory and desensitizes violence.

Dahmer’s story has resurfaced through documentaries and dramatizations, sparking debates on ethics, victim dignity, and entertainment. This sweater doesn’t glorify—it provokes. It’s a wearable critique of how culture processes monstrosity through irony, shock value, and uncomfortable laughter.

Shipping Policy & Manufacturing Info

Our shirts are made when ordered. Due to the time variability of on-demand manufacturing, we offer 2 options for how quickly you want to receive your order. You can select from the following choices in checkout.

Standard Shipping ($4.99+)

  • Orders using this option generally arrive 5-10 days (U.S. orders) and it takes 2 weeks for International orders after being manufactured and shipped. (See notes below)
  • Manufacturing times for this option vary more around busier times of the year or during extreme circumstances such as covid-19 shutdowns.

Shipping and expedited manufacturing ($19.99+) (U.S. Only)

  • Orders using this option jump to the front of the manufacturing queue which can generally save a couple days (or more during busier times of the year).
  • It's highly recommended to use this option if you are ordering for a specific event or holiday.
  • Orders using this option generally arrive 2-3 days after being manufactured and shipped. (U.S. only)
  • Orders using expedited manufacturing will be printed when the next batch of orders are processed which can vary depending on seasonality and other factors.

Please Note:

  • We do not guarantee shipping or arrival dates.
  • Manufacturing during the majority of the year takes between 1-5 business days (Mon-Fri) however can take more than a week during the heaviest shopping times of the year. Extreme circumstances such as covid-19 may delay order manufacturing and/or shipping by an additional week or more.
  • All manufacturing and shipping times mentioned are just estimates and will vary.
  • Some of our popular designs may be pre-printed and may ship out faster than less commonly ordered designs/style/color combinations.