Jesus Turned Water Into Wine But I Can Make Wine Disappear Tee
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Celebrate wit and history with the Jesus Turned Water Into Wine But I Can Make Wine Disappear Tee. Featuring a playful design of a dapper frog holding a glass of wine, this shirt blends biblical storytelling with modern humor. Perfect for social gatherings, festivals, or casual wear, it sparks conversation while connecting to the ancient miracle of Cana. Loved by wine enthusiasts and humor seekers alike, it’s more than a tee—it’s a statement of joy, irony, and shared laughter.
Miracle & Mischief: Jesus Turned Water Into Wine But I Can Make Wine Disappear Tee
The phrase on this tee draws directly from one of the most memorable events in Christian tradition—the Wedding at Cana, where Jesus famously turned water into wine. That miracle has long symbolized transformation, generosity, and joy in celebration. Wearing this shirt instantly connects you to a story that has been retold for centuries, capturing a moment when faith intersected with festivity.
While rooted in history, the design adds playful irony. The illustrated frog, dressed with quirky confidence, humorously boasts, “But I can make wine disappear.” This modern twist shifts the narrative from miracle to merriment, making it a perfect piece for anyone who enjoys clever humor and a good glass of wine. It’s an invitation to laugh at ourselves while appreciating life’s lighter moments.
Beyond being a personal fashion choice, this tee doubles as a social catalyst. Imagine wearing it at wine tastings, festivals, or casual meet-ups—people can’t help but smile, comment, and share a laugh. Clothing that sparks conversation creates bonds, and this shirt’s unique blend of biblical history and lighthearted humor makes it memorable in any setting.
In a world where humor often bridges differences, this tee highlights how ancient narratives can find new life in modern expression. It appeals to wine lovers, history buffs, and anyone who appreciates satire grounded in tradition. More than apparel, it becomes a playful reminder that joy, laughter, and shared stories are miracles in themselves—timeless, relatable, and universally celebrated.
Shipping Policy & Manufacturing Info
Our shirts are made when ordered. Due to the time variability of on-demand manufacturing, we offer 2 options for how quickly you want to receive your order. You can select from the following choices in checkout.Standard Shipping ($4.99+)
- Orders using this option generally arrive 5-10 days (U.S. orders) and it takes 2 weeks for International orders after being manufactured and shipped. (See notes below)
- Manufacturing times for this option vary more around busier times of the year or during extreme circumstances such as covid-19 shutdowns.
Shipping and expedited manufacturing ($19.99+) (U.S. Only)
- Orders using this option jump to the front of the manufacturing queue which can generally save a couple days (or more during busier times of the year).
- It's highly recommended to use this option if you are ordering for a specific event or holiday.
- Orders using this option generally arrive 2-3 days after being manufactured and shipped. (U.S. only)
- Orders using expedited manufacturing will be printed when the next batch of orders are processed which can vary depending on seasonality and other factors.
Please Note:
- We do not guarantee shipping or arrival dates.
- Manufacturing during the majority of the year takes between 1-5 business days (Mon-Fri) however can take more than a week during the heaviest shopping times of the year. Extreme circumstances such as covid-19 may delay order manufacturing and/or shipping by an additional week or more.
- All manufacturing and shipping times mentioned are just estimates and will vary.
- Some of our popular designs may be pre-printed and may ship out faster than less commonly ordered designs/style/color combinations.