Jose Siri You Can’t Make Everyone Happy You’re Not Pizza Shirt
$19.95
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Embrace the humor and truth with the Jose Siri You Can’t Make Everyone Happy You’re Not Pizza Shirt. This playful and bold design captures the essence of modern self-care and setting boundaries. Featuring the iconic phrase, the shirt is a reminder that pleasing everyone is impossible—you’re not pizza! Ideal for fans of sarcasm, humor, and witty commentary on societal pressures, this shirt is a perfect blend of style and attitude. A must-have for anyone who values individuality and authenticity.
Jose Siri You Can’t Make Everyone Happy You’re Not Pizza Shirt – A Bold Statement of Self-Care
The Jose Siri You Can’t Make Everyone Happy You’re Not Pizza Shirt is a witty and bold declaration that we all need to hear. This shirt challenges the unrealistic societal expectation of trying to please everyone. With a simple yet powerful phrase, “You can’t make everyone happy, you’re not pizza,” it highlights the importance of setting boundaries and prioritizing self-care. It speaks to the universal truth that it’s impossible to satisfy every single person, a message that resonates deeply in a world where expectations are constantly imposed.
The statement on the shirt draws attention to the pressure people often feel to please others, especially in the age of social media and constant connectivity. With a lighthearted twist, this shirt becomes a fun way to acknowledge that self-worth should not be defined by the approval of others. It’s a playful reminder that it’s okay to say no, to focus on what truly matters, and to embrace individuality without fear of judgment.
Jose Siri, a professional baseball player known for his dynamic and playful personality, serves as the inspiration behind the design. His approach to life and sports resonates with fans who appreciate humor and authenticity. This shirt reflects his light-hearted take on life, encouraging others to embrace their true selves while letting go of the pressure to be everything for everyone. It’s a perfect piece for those who understand the value of humor in navigating life’s challenges.
Whether you’re lounging at home, out with friends, or enjoying a casual day, this shirt makes a statement that resonates with anyone who values their own happiness and peace of mind. It’s more than just a shirt—it’s a conversation starter and a symbol of self-empowerment. Wear it proudly to remind yourself and others that it’s okay to be imperfect and to focus on what truly brings happiness.
Shipping Policy & Manufacturing Info
Our shirts are made when ordered. Due to the time variability of on-demand manufacturing, we offer 2 options for how quickly you want to receive your order. You can select from the following choices in checkout.Standard Shipping ($4.99+)
- Orders using this option generally arrive 5-10 days (U.S. orders) and it takes 2 weeks for International orders after being manufactured and shipped. (See notes below)
- Manufacturing times for this option vary more around busier times of the year or during extreme circumstances such as covid-19 shutdowns.
Shipping and expedited manufacturing ($19.99+) (U.S. Only)
- Orders using this option jump to the front of the manufacturing queue which can generally save a couple days (or more during busier times of the year).
- It's highly recommended to use this option if you are ordering for a specific event or holiday.
- Orders using this option generally arrive 2-3 days after being manufactured and shipped. (U.S. only)
- Orders using expedited manufacturing will be printed when the next batch of orders are processed which can vary depending on seasonality and other factors.
Please Note:
- We do not guarantee shipping or arrival dates.
- Manufacturing during the majority of the year takes between 1-5 business days (Mon-Fri) however can take more than a week during the heaviest shopping times of the year. Extreme circumstances such as covid-19 may delay order manufacturing and/or shipping by an additional week or more.
- All manufacturing and shipping times mentioned are just estimates and will vary.
- Some of our popular designs may be pre-printed and may ship out faster than less commonly ordered designs/style/color combinations.