Let’s Eat Trash & Get Hit By A Car Opossum Ugly Christmas Sweater
$39.95
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Embrace absurdity with the Let’s Eat Trash & Get Hit By A Car Opossum Ugly Christmas Sweater. Featuring bold satire and holiday motifs, this design channels internet humor, environmental commentary, and the misunderstood charm of America’s nocturnal scavenger.
Let’s Eat Trash & Get Hit By A Car – Opossum Ugly Christmas Sweater for the Bold and Brilliant
This sweater stars the opossum—nature’s misunderstood survivor—framed by snowflakes and stripes. Its slogan riffs on viral internet culture, blending dark humor with ecological awareness. The opossum’s chaotic charm mirrors modern life’s unpredictability and resilience in the face of absurdity.
The phrase evokes a satirical take on consumerism and urban sprawl, where wildlife adapts to human excess. It’s a nod to environmental conversations and the quirky ways animals navigate our world, often becoming accidental mascots of resistance.
Worn by those who embrace irony, this design connects with communities that use humor to process stress, critique norms, and find solidarity. It’s more than a sweater—it’s a statement of survival, wit, and unapologetic individuality.
Shipping Policy & Manufacturing Info
Our shirts are made when ordered. Due to the time variability of on-demand manufacturing, we offer 2 options for how quickly you want to receive your order. You can select from the following choices in checkout.Standard Shipping ($4.99+)
- Orders using this option generally arrive 5-10 days (U.S. orders) and it takes 2 weeks for International orders after being manufactured and shipped. (See notes below)
- Manufacturing times for this option vary more around busier times of the year or during extreme circumstances such as covid-19 shutdowns.
Shipping and expedited manufacturing ($19.99+) (U.S. Only)
- Orders using this option jump to the front of the manufacturing queue which can generally save a couple days (or more during busier times of the year).
- It's highly recommended to use this option if you are ordering for a specific event or holiday.
- Orders using this option generally arrive 2-3 days after being manufactured and shipped. (U.S. only)
- Orders using expedited manufacturing will be printed when the next batch of orders are processed which can vary depending on seasonality and other factors.
Please Note:
- We do not guarantee shipping or arrival dates.
- Manufacturing during the majority of the year takes between 1-5 business days (Mon-Fri) however can take more than a week during the heaviest shopping times of the year. Extreme circumstances such as covid-19 may delay order manufacturing and/or shipping by an additional week or more.
- All manufacturing and shipping times mentioned are just estimates and will vary.
- Some of our popular designs may be pre-printed and may ship out faster than less commonly ordered designs/style/color combinations.
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