2025 Lumon Ugly Christmas Sweater
$39.95
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Lumon Ugly Christmas Sweater blends corporate satire with holiday motifs, inspired by the eerie world of Severance. Featuring the Macrodata Refinement Dept. and Lumon’s cryptic slogan, it’s perfect for fans who appreciate dark humor and commentary on work-life boundaries.
Work-Life Dissonance in Knit Form: The Lumon Sweater That Speaks Volumes
The globe marked “Lumon” evokes the sterile precision of the Macrodata Refinement Department, where numbers lose meaning and identity splits. This design channels the psychological tension of Severance, where personal autonomy is traded for corporate loyalty.
“Don’t Live to Work, Work to Live” echoes the show’s paradoxical ethos. It’s a phrase that critiques modern labor culture, where productivity often overrides purpose. The sweater becomes a wearable nod to the absurdity of workplace mantras.
Snowmen and reindeer contrast sharply with the corporate branding, amplifying the surreal tone. Fans of Helly, Mark, and Irving will recognize the quiet rebellion stitched into every line—a reminder that even in fiction, boundaries matter.
Shipping Policy & Manufacturing Info
Our shirts are made when ordered. Due to the time variability of on-demand manufacturing, we offer 2 options for how quickly you want to receive your order. You can select from the following choices in checkout.Standard Shipping ($4.99+)
- Orders using this option generally arrive 5-10 days (U.S. orders) and it takes 2 weeks for International orders after being manufactured and shipped. (See notes below)
- Manufacturing times for this option vary more around busier times of the year or during extreme circumstances such as covid-19 shutdowns.
Shipping and expedited manufacturing ($19.99+) (U.S. Only)
- Orders using this option jump to the front of the manufacturing queue which can generally save a couple days (or more during busier times of the year).
- It's highly recommended to use this option if you are ordering for a specific event or holiday.
- Orders using this option generally arrive 2-3 days after being manufactured and shipped. (U.S. only)
- Orders using expedited manufacturing will be printed when the next batch of orders are processed which can vary depending on seasonality and other factors.
Please Note:
- We do not guarantee shipping or arrival dates.
- Manufacturing during the majority of the year takes between 1-5 business days (Mon-Fri) however can take more than a week during the heaviest shopping times of the year. Extreme circumstances such as covid-19 may delay order manufacturing and/or shipping by an additional week or more.
- All manufacturing and shipping times mentioned are just estimates and will vary.
- Some of our popular designs may be pre-printed and may ship out faster than less commonly ordered designs/style/color combinations.