Nine Ladies Dancing Sexy Christmas Funny Ugly Christmas Sweater
$39.95
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Add festive humor to your holiday wardrobe with the Nine Ladies Dancing Sexy Christmas Funny Ugly Christmas Sweater. Inspired by the classic carol, this playful design reimagines “nine ladies dancing” with confident, bold characters that spark conversation and laughter at every gathering.
Nine Ladies Dancing Sexy Christmas Funny Ugly Christmas Sweater – Bold Holiday Humor
Inspired by the famous holiday carol, this sweater humorously reinterprets “On the ninth day of Christmas” with lively dancers. Each illustrated character shows off confidence, body positivity, and playful energy, turning a traditional verse into a bold and memorable statement.
The artwork highlights nine diverse women dressed in festive outfits, striking pole-dancing poses with charm and confidence. Their exaggerated moves add humor while subtly reflecting how holiday traditions can be reimagined through modern lenses of inclusivity and empowerment.
More than just an “ugly sweater,” it’s a wearable conversation starter rooted in humor, history, and social commentary. Perfect for parties, it sparks dialogue about diversity, tradition, and joy—all wrapped in holiday mischief.
Shipping Policy & Manufacturing Info
Our shirts are made when ordered. Due to the time variability of on-demand manufacturing, we offer 2 options for how quickly you want to receive your order. You can select from the following choices in checkout.Standard Shipping ($4.99+)
- Orders using this option generally arrive 5-10 days (U.S. orders) and it takes 2 weeks for International orders after being manufactured and shipped. (See notes below)
- Manufacturing times for this option vary more around busier times of the year or during extreme circumstances such as covid-19 shutdowns.
Shipping and expedited manufacturing ($19.99+) (U.S. Only)
- Orders using this option jump to the front of the manufacturing queue which can generally save a couple days (or more during busier times of the year).
- It's highly recommended to use this option if you are ordering for a specific event or holiday.
- Orders using this option generally arrive 2-3 days after being manufactured and shipped. (U.S. only)
- Orders using expedited manufacturing will be printed when the next batch of orders are processed which can vary depending on seasonality and other factors.
Please Note:
- We do not guarantee shipping or arrival dates.
- Manufacturing during the majority of the year takes between 1-5 business days (Mon-Fri) however can take more than a week during the heaviest shopping times of the year. Extreme circumstances such as covid-19 may delay order manufacturing and/or shipping by an additional week or more.
- All manufacturing and shipping times mentioned are just estimates and will vary.
- Some of our popular designs may be pre-printed and may ship out faster than less commonly ordered designs/style/color combinations.