Opossum Riding Dinosaur Ugly Christmas Sweater
$39.95
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Unleash holiday chaos with the Opossum Riding Dinosaur Ugly Christmas Sweater. A bold fusion of prehistoric rebellion and modern satire, this sweater sparks conversation and laughter. Perfect for those who love quirky fashion with a dash of social commentary.
Opossum Overdrive: A Prehistoric Holiday Statement
In a world where extinction meets urban survival, the opossum—often misunderstood yet fiercely adaptable—rides a roaring dinosaur across a snowy battlefield of pine silhouettes. This surreal pairing nods to resilience, evolution, and the absurdity of holiday traditions.
The opossum, a nocturnal scavenger, mirrors society’s overlooked heroes—those who thrive in chaos. Riding atop a green T-Rex, it channels the spirit of rebellion, echoing punk aesthetics and environmental resistance movements that challenge conformity.
Behind the rainbow and snowflakes lies a deeper narrative: a clash of eras, a satire of consumerism, and a wink to internet meme culture. This sweater isn’t just apparel—it’s a wearable protest wrapped in humor and prehistoric flair.
Shipping Policy & Manufacturing Info
Our shirts are made when ordered. Due to the time variability of on-demand manufacturing, we offer 2 options for how quickly you want to receive your order. You can select from the following choices in checkout.Standard Shipping ($4.99+)
- Orders using this option generally arrive 5-10 days (U.S. orders) and it takes 2 weeks for International orders after being manufactured and shipped. (See notes below)
- Manufacturing times for this option vary more around busier times of the year or during extreme circumstances such as covid-19 shutdowns.
Shipping and expedited manufacturing ($19.99+) (U.S. Only)
- Orders using this option jump to the front of the manufacturing queue which can generally save a couple days (or more during busier times of the year).
- It's highly recommended to use this option if you are ordering for a specific event or holiday.
- Orders using this option generally arrive 2-3 days after being manufactured and shipped. (U.S. only)
- Orders using expedited manufacturing will be printed when the next batch of orders are processed which can vary depending on seasonality and other factors.
Please Note:
- We do not guarantee shipping or arrival dates.
- Manufacturing during the majority of the year takes between 1-5 business days (Mon-Fri) however can take more than a week during the heaviest shopping times of the year. Extreme circumstances such as covid-19 may delay order manufacturing and/or shipping by an additional week or more.
- All manufacturing and shipping times mentioned are just estimates and will vary.
- Some of our popular designs may be pre-printed and may ship out faster than less commonly ordered designs/style/color combinations.