Please Don’t Pinch Me I Will Cum Funny St Patrick’s Day Shirt
$19.95
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Turn heads and spark laughter this St. Patrick’s Day with the Please Don’t Pinch Me I Will Cum Funny St Patrick’s Day Shirt! A bold and cheeky play on words, this tee is perfect for those who love edgy humor and aren’t afraid to stand out in a crowd. Whether you’re celebrating with friends at a pub or hitting up a St. Paddy’s Day parade, this hilarious shirt guarantees you’ll be the center of attention. Get yours now and keep the party lively!
Hilariously Bold: Please Don’t Pinch Me I Will Cum Funny St Patrick’s Day Shirt!
St. Patrick’s Day is all about fun, laughter, and a bit of mischief, and what better way to celebrate than with a shirt that gets everyone talking? The Please Don’t Pinch Me I Will Cum Funny St Patrick’s Day Shirt brings a cheeky twist to the tradition of wearing green, making sure you stand out in the best (or most outrageous) way possible. Whether you’re the jokester in the group or just looking to make a bold statement, this tee ensures you’ll be the highlight of the party.
The phrase itself plays on the long-standing St. Patrick’s Day “pinch rule”, which dates back to the 1700s when it was believed that wearing green made you invisible to leprechauns. Those who didn’t wear green risked a mischievous pinch as punishment! This shirt takes that idea and flips it into something hilariously unexpected—perfect for those who love to push the limits of humor while embracing holiday traditions.
From the lively pub crawls to parade festivities, St. Patrick’s Day is about letting loose and having a great time. This shirt embodies that free-spirited, fun-loving energy. It’s great for social gatherings, where it’s bound to get plenty of laughs and maybe even spark some hilarious conversations. Whether you’re celebrating in an Irish bar, hosting a themed party, or just strolling through town, this tee is designed for those who love attention and aren’t afraid to show off their wild side.
Pair it with jeans, layer it under a jacket, or rock it with full festive gear—no matter how you wear it, the “Please Don’t Pinch Me I Will Cum” Funny St. Patrick’s Day Shirt is a guaranteed conversation starter. Just be prepared for double-takes, laughter, and maybe even a few daring pinches!
Shipping Policy & Manufacturing Info
Our shirts are made when ordered. Due to the time variability of on-demand manufacturing, we offer 2 options for how quickly you want to receive your order. You can select from the following choices in checkout.Standard Shipping ($4.99+)
- Orders using this option generally arrive 5-10 days (U.S. orders) and it takes 2 weeks for International orders after being manufactured and shipped. (See notes below)
- Manufacturing times for this option vary more around busier times of the year or during extreme circumstances such as covid-19 shutdowns.
Shipping and expedited manufacturing ($19.99+) (U.S. Only)
- Orders using this option jump to the front of the manufacturing queue which can generally save a couple days (or more during busier times of the year).
- It's highly recommended to use this option if you are ordering for a specific event or holiday.
- Orders using this option generally arrive 2-3 days after being manufactured and shipped. (U.S. only)
- Orders using expedited manufacturing will be printed when the next batch of orders are processed which can vary depending on seasonality and other factors.
Please Note:
- We do not guarantee shipping or arrival dates.
- Manufacturing during the majority of the year takes between 1-5 business days (Mon-Fri) however can take more than a week during the heaviest shopping times of the year. Extreme circumstances such as covid-19 may delay order manufacturing and/or shipping by an additional week or more.
- All manufacturing and shipping times mentioned are just estimates and will vary.
- Some of our popular designs may be pre-printed and may ship out faster than less commonly ordered designs/style/color combinations.