Retro Christmas The Only Red Hat Allowed In This Home Print Sweatshirt
Retro Christmas The Only Red Hat Allowed In This Home Print Sweatshirt
Retro Christmas The Only Red Hat Allowed In This Home Print Sweatshirt
Retro Christmas The Only Red Hat Allowed In This Home Print Sweatshirt
Retro Christmas The Only Red Hat Allowed In This Home Print Sweatshirt
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Retro Christmas The Only Red Hat Allowed In This Home Print Sweatshirt

$37.95

Size Guide

Size Chart

SIZE LENGTH CHEST WIDTH WIDTH
S 29.92 in 37.00 in 16.92 in
M 30.70 in 41.73 in 17.71 in
L 32.28 in 44.88 in 18.89 in
XL 32.67 in 48.81 in 20.07 in
2XL 33.07 in 52.75 in 21.65 in
3XL 34.64 in 56.69 in 22.83 in
4XL 35.82 in 60.62 in 24.01 in
5XL 37.00 in 64.56 in 25.19 in
6XL 38.18 in 68.50 in 26.37 in
SIZE LENGTH CHEST WIDTH WIDTH
S 76 cm 94 cm 43 cm
M 78 cm 106 cm 45 cm
L 82 cm 114 cm 48 cm
XL 83 cm 124 cm 51 cm
2XL 84 cm 134 cm 55 cm
3XL 88 cm 144 cm 58 cm
4XL 91 cm 154 cm 61 cm
5XL 94 cm 165 cm 64 cm
6XL 97 cm 174 cm 67 cm
SIZE LENGTH BUST
S 29.92 in 37.00 in 16.92 in
M 30.70 in 41.73 in 17.71 in
L 32.28 in 44.88 in 18.89 in
XL 32.67 in 48.81 in 20.07 in
2XL 33.07 in 52.75 in 21.65 in
3XL 34.64 in 56.69 in 22.83 in
4XL 35.82 in 60.62 in 24.01 in
5XL 37.00 in 64.56 in 25.19 in
6XL 38.18 in 68.50 in 26.37 in
SIZE LENGTH BUST SHOULDER
S 76 cm 94 cm 43 cm
M 78 cm 106 cm 45 cm
L 82 cm 114 cm 48 cm
XL 83 cm 124 cm 51 cm
2XL 84 cm 134 cm 55 cm
3XL 88 cm 144 cm 58 cm
4XL 91 cm 154 cm 61 cm
5XL 94 cm 165 cm 64 cm
6XL 97 cm 174 cm 67 cm
SIZE LENGTH CHEST AGE (years) SUGGESTED HEIGHT
2T 14 in 11 in 1-2 33-35 in
3T 15 in 12 in 2-3 36-39 in
4T 16 in 13 in 3-4 39-41 in
4 16.5 in 13.5 in 4-5 42-44 in
5 17 in 14 in 5 45-47 in
XS 18 in 15 in 6-8 48-50 in
S 19 in 15.5 in 8-10 50-54 in
M 21 in 16 in 10-12 54-58 in
L 23 in 18 in 12-13 58-62 in
XL 25 in 19 in 13-15 62-68 in
SIZE LENGTH CHEST AGE (years) SUGGESTED HEIGHT
2T 36 cm 28 cm 1-2 84-89 cm
3T 38 cm 31 cm 2-3 91-99 cm
4T 41 cm 33 cm 3-4 99-104 cm
4 42 cm 35 cm 4-5 107-112cm
5 43 cm 36 cm 5 114-119 cm
XS 46 cm 38 cm 6-8 122-128 cm
S 48 cm 39.5 cm 8-10 128-137 cm
M 53 cm 41 cm 10-12 137-147 cm
L 58 cm 46 cm 12-13 147-158 cm
XL 63 cm 48 cm 13-15 158-172 cm
SIZE LENGTH CHEST SHOULDER SLEEVE
S 27.16 in 40.94 in 17.71 in 26.37 in
M 27.95 in 44.09 in 18.89 in 26.77 in
L 29.13 in 48.03 in 19.68 in 26.77 in
XL 30.31 in 51.96 in 20.86 in 27.55 in
2XL 30.70 in 55.11 in 22.04 in 27.55 in
3XL 31.49 in 59.05 in 23.33 in 27.95 in
4XL 32.28 in 63.77 in 24.40 in 27.95 in
5XL 33.85 in 68.50 in 25.59 in 28.74 in
6XL 34.64 in 70.07 in 26.37 in 29.52 in
SIZE LENGTH CHEST SHOULDER SLEEVE
S 69.0 cm 104.0 cm 45.0 cm 67.0 cm
M 71.0 cm 112.0 cm 48.0 cm 68.0 cm
L 74.0 cm 122.0 cm 50.0 cm 68.0 cm
XL 77.0 cm 132.0 cm 53.0 cm 70.0 cm
2XL 78.0 cm 140.0 cm 56.0 cm 70.0 cm
3XL 80.0 cm 150.0 cm 59.0 cm 71.0 cm
4XL 82.0 cm 162.0 cm 62.0 cm 71.0 cm
5XL 86.0 cm 174.0 cm 65.0 cm 73.0 cm
6XL 88.0 cm 178.0 cm 67.0 cm 75.0 cm
SIZE WAIST (AROUND) HIP (AROUND) LENGTH
XS 27 36 37 in
S 28 37 38 in
M 28 39 39 in
L 29 40 39 in
XL 30 42 40 in
2XL 31 44 41 in
3XL 31 46 42 in
4XL 32 49 43 in
5XL 33 51 44 in
6XL 34 54 45 in
SIZE HIP WAIST LENGTH
S 30.7 in 22-23.6 in 33.9 in
M 33.1 in 23.6-25.2 in 34.3 in
L 35.4 in 25.2-26.8 in 34.7 in
XL 37.8 in 26.8-28.4 in 35.0 in
2XL 40.9 in 28.4-29.9 in 35.4 in
3XL 43.3 in 29.9-31.5 in 35.8 in
4XL 45.7 in 31.5-33.1 in 36.2 in
5XL 48.0 in 33.1-34.7 in 36.6 in
SIZE LENGTH CHEST WIDTH WIDTH
S 78.0 cm 56-60 cm 86.0 cm
M 84.0 cm 60-64 cm 87.0 cm
L 90.0 cm 64-68 cm 88.0 cm
XL 96.0 cm 68-72 cm 89.0 cm
2XL 104.0 cm 72-76 cm 90.0 cm
3XL 110.0 cm 76-80 cm 91.0 cm
4XL 116.0 cm 80-84 cm 92.0 cm
5XL 122.0 cm 84-88 cm 93.0 cm
SIZE LENGTH CHEST WIDTH WIDTH
S 29.92 in 37.00 in 16.92 in
M 30.70 in 41.73 in 17.71 in
L 32.28 in 44.88 in 18.89 in
XL 32.67 in 48.81 in 20.07 in
2XL 33.07 in 52.75 in 21.65 in
3XL 34.64 in 56.69 in 22.83 in
4XL 35.82 in 60.62 in 24.01 in
5XL 37.00 in 64.56 in 25.19 in
6XL 38.18 in 68.50 in 26.37 in
SIZE LENGTH CHEST WIDTH WIDTH
S 76 cm 94 cm 43 cm
M 78 cm 106 cm 45 cm
L 82 cm 114 cm 48 cm
XL 83 cm 124 cm 51 cm
2XL 84 cm 134 cm 55 cm
3XL 88 cm 144 cm 58 cm
4XL 91 cm 154 cm 61 cm
5XL 94 cm 165 cm 64 cm
6XL 97 cm 174 cm 67 cm
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Make a bold seasonal statement with the Retro Christmas The Only Red Hat Allowed In This Home Print Sweatshirt. Featuring a cheeky Santa hat graphic, this design blends humor, cultural commentary, and holiday charm for those who love fashion with a message.

Retro Christmas Sweatshirt – Santa’s Hat with a Side of Sass

The graphic showcases a classic red Santa hat trimmed with holly—an emblem of warmth and tradition. Paired with witty text, it draws attention to cultural symbols and sparks conversation about identity, humor, and the meaning behind what we wear.

Retro Christmas The Only Red Hat Allowed In This Home Print Sweatshirt
Retro Christmas The Only Red Hat Allowed In This Home Print Sweatshirt

This phrase gained traction as a playful response to shifting political landscapes, turning a simple garment into a statement piece. It’s not just festive—it’s commentary, inviting wearers to express values through style with a wink and a smile.

Rooted in the legacy of satire and freedom of expression, this design echoes the spirit of vintage protest art. It’s a nod to the power of fashion as dialogue, where even a sweatshirt can speak volumes in a room.

Shipping Policy & Manufacturing Info

Our shirts are made when ordered. Due to the time variability of on-demand manufacturing, we offer 2 options for how quickly you want to receive your order. You can select from the following choices in checkout.

Standard Shipping ($4.99+)

  • Orders using this option generally arrive 5-10 days (U.S. orders) and it takes 2 weeks for International orders after being manufactured and shipped. (See notes below)
  • Manufacturing times for this option vary more around busier times of the year or during extreme circumstances such as covid-19 shutdowns.

Shipping and expedited manufacturing ($19.99+) (U.S. Only)

  • Orders using this option jump to the front of the manufacturing queue which can generally save a couple days (or more during busier times of the year).
  • It's highly recommended to use this option if you are ordering for a specific event or holiday.
  • Orders using this option generally arrive 2-3 days after being manufactured and shipped. (U.S. only)
  • Orders using expedited manufacturing will be printed when the next batch of orders are processed which can vary depending on seasonality and other factors.

Please Note:

  • We do not guarantee shipping or arrival dates.
  • Manufacturing during the majority of the year takes between 1-5 business days (Mon-Fri) however can take more than a week during the heaviest shopping times of the year. Extreme circumstances such as covid-19 may delay order manufacturing and/or shipping by an additional week or more.
  • All manufacturing and shipping times mentioned are just estimates and will vary.
  • Some of our popular designs may be pre-printed and may ship out faster than less commonly ordered designs/style/color combinations.