Sergeant Schultz I Know Nothing Christmas Ugly Sweater
$39.95
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Step into nostalgic humor with the Sergeant Schultz I Know Nothing Christmas Ugly Sweater. Inspired by the classic Hogan’s Heroes character, this holiday knit captures timeless comedy with historic flair—perfect for fans who value both laughter and cultural references.
Sergeant Schultz I Know Nothing Christmas Ugly Sweater – Nostalgic Holiday Humor
This design highlights the unforgettable character Sergeant Schultz from the classic TV sitcom Hogan’s Heroes. Known for his iconic catchphrase, “I know nothing, I see nothing, I hear nothing,” Schultz embodied comic relief while portraying a guard caught between duty and absurdity.
The phrase on this sweater connects with fans who remember the satirical take on wartime situations. Schultz, played by John Banner, became a symbol of humorous denial, unintentionally showcasing how comedy can soften the edges of darker historical backdrops during the 1960s television era.
More than a holiday knit, this sweater reflects enduring pop culture. Wearing it sparks conversations about vintage television, cultural satire, and timeless humor. It’s a statement piece for anyone who enjoys witty nostalgia wrapped in the warmth of shared laughter and history.
Shipping Policy & Manufacturing Info
Our shirts are made when ordered. Due to the time variability of on-demand manufacturing, we offer 2 options for how quickly you want to receive your order. You can select from the following choices in checkout.Standard Shipping ($4.99+)
- Orders using this option generally arrive 5-10 days (U.S. orders) and it takes 2 weeks for International orders after being manufactured and shipped. (See notes below)
- Manufacturing times for this option vary more around busier times of the year or during extreme circumstances such as covid-19 shutdowns.
Shipping and expedited manufacturing ($19.99+) (U.S. Only)
- Orders using this option jump to the front of the manufacturing queue which can generally save a couple days (or more during busier times of the year).
- It's highly recommended to use this option if you are ordering for a specific event or holiday.
- Orders using this option generally arrive 2-3 days after being manufactured and shipped. (U.S. only)
- Orders using expedited manufacturing will be printed when the next batch of orders are processed which can vary depending on seasonality and other factors.
Please Note:
- We do not guarantee shipping or arrival dates.
- Manufacturing during the majority of the year takes between 1-5 business days (Mon-Fri) however can take more than a week during the heaviest shopping times of the year. Extreme circumstances such as covid-19 may delay order manufacturing and/or shipping by an additional week or more.
- All manufacturing and shipping times mentioned are just estimates and will vary.
- Some of our popular designs may be pre-printed and may ship out faster than less commonly ordered designs/style/color combinations.